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Definitions by Stevie Yates

Requiem for a Dream 

When two girls put a double-sided dildo in each of their asses simultaneously.
I saw a sweet Requiem for a Dream last night at the Aces game.
Requiem for a Dream by Stevie Yates September 13, 2009

Lipton Dip

This occurs when you dip your balls into a girl's vagina. She has to be on her back with her vagina sticking into the air and you have to straddle her with your balls. Pretend you're doing squats into her pussy.
That Lipton Dip was pretty sweet man!
Lipton Dip by Stevie Yates September 13, 2009

Milla Jovovich 

When you wear a strap-on dildo just so that it protrudes from your nipple and then you use that dildo to fuck a girl in the pussy.
I gave that chick last night a Milla Jovovich she will never forget.
Milla Jovovich by Stevie Yates September 13, 2009

Victory Dump

When you jizz in your condom when you're fucking a chick and then you dump the jizz on her head. A variation of this is the South Virginia Victory Dump. This occurs when you fuck your sister, then dump the jizz filled condom on her head.
I just took a HUGE victory dump and the crowd went wild.
Victory Dump by Stevie Yates September 13, 2009

Glazed Snickers Bar 

This can only occur when the chick you're fucking has to take a shit right before you cum. After you cum the bolus of feces begins to protrude from her anal sphincter. Once an inch or two has made its way out of her, you pull out and blow it all over that turd. That's a glazed Snickers bar.
My cousin ate a glazed snickers bar and it gave him some bad indigestion.
Glazed Snickers Bar by Stevie Yates September 13, 2009
Once you bust a nut in some chick you take the tip of your dick and rub it on her lips like it's a stick of lip gloss.
My girlfriend is wearing some pretty sticky lip gloss right now.
Lip Gloss by Stevie Yates September 13, 2009

Chinese Finger Trap

This occurs when you're having anal sex with someone and they are suddenly startled. They tighten up and part of their anal tract comes outside into the world on your cock like a sock puppet.
The harder you pull the harder it is to get out of the chinese finger trap
Chinese Finger Trap by Stevie Yates September 13, 2009