Definitions by Steven B.

valeria

It is a fake disease that can be transmitted easily by sharing water, etc. Can be mistaken for a STD or malaria. Used to trick unsuspecting friends into not mooching your food and shit.

"Bro I can't share my gatorade I have valeria"
"Wait dude, is it like malaria or something?"

valeria by Steven B. May 26, 2005