Steve Lewis's definitions

keyboard salsa

That grey/black (depending on how dirty you are) gunk on your keyboard after prolonged use.

May also accumulate on mice.

Man I hate my supervisor so much.... I'm gonna give him some keyboard salsa in his coffee

by Steve Lewis February 1, 2004

blap

verb

to blap: to hit, to strike, to brush, to bang up

1 - Give me my crips.
2 - No.
1 - Give me my crips or I will blap you.
2 - Here are your crips.

3 - That cracker stole my hat.
4 - Allow, lets go blap him.

by Steve Lewis June 14, 2004

Poot

1. Exclaimation when you score a point by putting your arm through a "natural circle" in the opponent's body, typically when they are standing with their hands on their hips, and you approach from the rear.
2. The game. It has so far lasted two years. We don't know the score. We have no idea who is playing, and who isn't.

"Poot!"

by Steve Lewis July 29, 2003

off key

1. Wrong, raw, disgusting.

2. Random, sudden, unexpectedly jokes.

"you're so off key" - after sticking finger up arse and wiping on policeman's face.

"that was the most off key scene I've ever seen" - Commenting on various scenes in Kill Bill.

by Steve Lewis June 15, 2004

gwauning

going on

Also: gwauns

What's gwaning? - What's going on?
What gwauns? - What's going on?

by Steve Lewis May 9, 2004

cunt crust

The best insult ever. Just imagine the crustiest female area.

Me - Dude, why are you such a cunt crust?

Dude - Oh Steve, I'm so sorry that I'm just not as supercool as you. Please, accept my most sincere apologies.

by Steve Lewis April 15, 2004

bomb-sauce jigga

Possibly the funniest way to indicate your approval of something.

Bare of like heavy, badass, ninja et al.

That DJ is teh bomb-sauce jigga.

We were bomb-sauce jigga together. Lets go out again.

That fart was bomb-sauce jigga. Just smell it man!

by Steve Lewis June 13, 2004