Definitions by Steve Lewis

off key 

1. Wrong, raw, disgusting.

2. Random, sudden, unexpectedly jokes.

"you're so off key" - after sticking finger up arse and wiping on policeman's face.

"that was the most off key scene I've ever seen" - Commenting on various scenes in Kill Bill.

off key by Steve Lewis June 15, 2004

blap 

verb

to blap: to hit, to strike, to brush, to bang up

1 - Give me my crips.
2 - No.
1 - Give me my crips or I will blap you.
2 - Here are your crips.

3 - That cracker stole my hat.
4 - Allow, lets go blap him.

blap by Steve Lewis June 14, 2004

prevert

a person about to become a pervert.

from the latin prevertus, meaning... no I'm kidding. It's just bare of pre- before
pervert

- I'm a retard who can't spell
- And you're probably a prevert.

prevert by Steve Lewis June 13, 2004

bomb-sauce jigga 

Possibly the funniest way to indicate your approval of something.

Bare of like heavy, badass, ninja et al.

That DJ is teh bomb-sauce jigga.

We were bomb-sauce jigga together. Lets go out again.

That fart was bomb-sauce jigga. Just smell it man!

bomb-sauce jigga by Steve Lewis June 13, 2004

gwauning

going on

Also: gwauns

What's gwaning? - What's going on?
What gwauns? - What's going on?

gwauning by Steve Lewis May 9, 2004

sausagefest 

An event where guys significantly outnumber girls. This isn't great if you're a guy, and is especially not so great if you're an arsehole, as generally this means that your chance of pulling is, well, diminished.

anything involving physics or computing

sausagefest by Steve Lewis April 16, 2004

cunt crust 

The best insult ever. Just imagine the crustiest female area.

Me - Dude, why are you such a cunt crust?

Dude - Oh Steve, I'm so sorry that I'm just not as supercool as you. Please, accept my most sincere apologies.

cunt crust by Steve Lewis April 15, 2004