Steve Lewis's definitions

blap

verb

to blap: to hit, to strike, to brush, to bang up

1 - Give me my crips.
2 - No.
1 - Give me my crips or I will blap you.
2 - Here are your crips.

3 - That cracker stole my hat.
4 - Allow, lets go blap him.

by Steve Lewis June 14, 2004

sausagefest

An event where guys significantly outnumber girls. This isn't great if you're a guy, and is especially not so great if you're an arsehole, as generally this means that your chance of pulling is, well, diminished.

anything involving physics or computing

by Steve Lewis April 16, 2004

bomb-sauce jigga

Possibly the funniest way to indicate your approval of something.

Bare of like heavy, badass, ninja et al.

That DJ is teh bomb-sauce jigga.

We were bomb-sauce jigga together. Lets go out again.

That fart was bomb-sauce jigga. Just smell it man!

by Steve Lewis June 13, 2004

cunt crust

The best insult ever. Just imagine the crustiest female area.

Me - Dude, why are you such a cunt crust?

Dude - Oh Steve, I'm so sorry that I'm just not as supercool as you. Please, accept my most sincere apologies.

by Steve Lewis April 15, 2004

keyboard salsa

That grey/black (depending on how dirty you are) gunk on your keyboard after prolonged use.

May also accumulate on mice.

Man I hate my supervisor so much.... I'm gonna give him some keyboard salsa in his coffee

by Steve Lewis February 1, 2004

a link

1. release: A word used to express practically anything, but in a positive sense.

Also: "release date (date here)" to denote a good happening

2. other examples (but in a neutral sense) are link and rock

3. slightly negative: allow

4. and bait reach (although this is only used in a very negative sense)

1. Awww, man, release me that ice cream! Mmmm, a free ice cream, release date 2003, july twenty ninth.

2. Link it over there or we'll get rocked by the cops for releasing that ice cream.

3. Allow getting rocked, this is no release.

4. Oh no dude, they're linking us to jail. Some homo is gonna release us, allow it! This is some bait reach!

by Steve Lewis July 29, 2003

prevert

a person about to become a pervert.

from the latin prevertus, meaning... no I'm kidding. It's just bare of pre- before
pervert

- I'm a retard who can't spell
- And you're probably a prevert.

by Steve Lewis June 13, 2004