Definitions by Steve Blends
The Windys
"The windys" is a colloquial term describing a condition in which an individual experiences persistent and uncontrollable flatulence, often lasting for an extended period. This is typically due to digestive discomfort or gas-inducing foods.
"After eating that massive bean burrito at lunch, I came down with a wretched case of the windys and couldn’t stop farting all afternoon."
The Windys by Steve Blends March 16, 2025
Mousing
When you take a handful of toilet paper but only wipe with you pointer and index fingers. This gives the palm something to grip, allowing for sturdiness and precision. This wiping technique feels as if you're scrolling a computer with a mouse. Just don't "click" too hard!
Janice, how are we going through so much toilet paper? We just bought a new pack a week ago...
Tim, relax. We haven't been going through that much..
Cindy, I've tried to get you to tell me the truth. I know you've been in there mousing!
Tim, relax. We haven't been going through that much..
Cindy, I've tried to get you to tell me the truth. I know you've been in there mousing!
Mousing by Steve Blends September 4, 2023
Drop the Nuts
1.) To do something particularly ballsy in order to achieve a goal.
2.) An impressive act. This can be a physical, financial, or psychological move.
2.) An impressive act. This can be a physical, financial, or psychological move.
"We've been waiting to turn out of this parking lot for 5 minutes. This is taking forever.."
"You're right, I'm over it. Hold on, I'm about to drop the nuts!"
"Dang bro, did you have to buy the biggest house on the lake?"
"Yeah, man. I'm new in town. I had to show up and drop the nuts!"
"You're right, I'm over it. Hold on, I'm about to drop the nuts!"
"Dang bro, did you have to buy the biggest house on the lake?"
"Yeah, man. I'm new in town. I had to show up and drop the nuts!"
Drop the Nuts by Steve Blends August 21, 2023
Full Chooch
To apply, have, or obtain 100% of something. To be dedicated entirely, to have it all, or to get everything. This comprehensible term can be adapted and applied to many situations. It is most often used as an alternative to "full send", "full force", "full set", or "full package".
"Steve, that's a steep hill. I don't think we're going to make it up in this train."
"It'll be alright, we'll go full chooch!"
"Woah, who is that woman? She's beautiful, smart, and hilarious!"
"Yeah, I know! That's Lorena, she's the full chooch!"
"This restaurant is amazing, all of their food is great. What did you order?"
"I couldn't decide on one thing so I got the full chooch!"
"It'll be alright, we'll go full chooch!"
"Woah, who is that woman? She's beautiful, smart, and hilarious!"
"Yeah, I know! That's Lorena, she's the full chooch!"
"This restaurant is amazing, all of their food is great. What did you order?"
"I couldn't decide on one thing so I got the full chooch!"
Full Chooch by Steve Blends August 21, 2023
Out of Couching
“Janice, I havent seen you for days! You seem tired, where have you been?”
“I was coolin’ at my house, I just got out of couching.”
“I was coolin’ at my house, I just got out of couching.”
Out of Couching by Steve Blends May 5, 2022
Dandruff
"Did you hear that loud boom last night? It came out of no where and I have no idea what caused it."
"Yeah, I heard it too! Very weird.. Definitely Dandruff."
"Yeah, I heard it too! Very weird.. Definitely Dandruff."
Dandruff by Steve Blends February 17, 2022
Skipping Stones
When a deep individual has to keep their conversations shallow in order to relate or be understood by who they’re talking to.
“Why is Jerry talking about irrelevant things?”
“Oh, He’s just skipping stones because Mary is too shallow for a real conversation”
“Oh, He’s just skipping stones because Mary is too shallow for a real conversation”
Skipping Stones by Steve Blends February 17, 2022