Steve Blends's definitions

Chank

When something you can buy is both cheap and dank.

“Have you been to Blends Cantina?”

“Yea, the food there is so chank!”

by Steve Blends October 4, 2021

Eat Lunch

To dominate an opponent, obstacle or challenge with ease.

Person 1 - “Damn, the homie smoked that clown!”

Person 2 - “Oh for sure, He came to eat lunch!”

by Steve Blends July 24, 2021

Full Chooch

To apply, have, or obtain 100% of something. To be dedicated entirely, to have it all, or to get everything. This comprehensible term can be adapted and applied to many situations. It is most often used as an alternative to "full send", "full force", "full set", or "full package".

"Steve, that's a steep hill. I don't think we're going to make it up in this train."
"It'll be alright, we'll go full chooch!"

"Woah, who is that woman? She's beautiful, smart, and hilarious!"
"Yeah, I know! That's Lorena, she's the full chooch!"

"This restaurant is amazing, all of their food is great. What did you order?"
"I couldn't decide on one thing so I got the full chooch!"

by Steve Blends August 21, 2023

Drop the Nuts

1.) To do something particularly ballsy in order to achieve a goal.

2.) An impressive act. This can be a physical, financial, or psychological move.

"We've been waiting to turn out of this parking lot for 5 minutes. This is taking forever.."
"You're right, I'm over it. Hold on, I'm about to drop the nuts!"

"Dang bro, did you have to buy the biggest house on the lake?"
"Yeah, man. I'm new in town. I had to show up and drop the nuts!"

by Steve Blends August 21, 2023

Mousing

When you take a handful of toilet paper but only wipe with you pointer and index fingers. This gives the palm something to grip, allowing for sturdiness and precision. This wiping technique feels as if you're scrolling a computer with a mouse. Just don't "click" too hard!

Janice, how are we going through so much toilet paper? We just bought a new pack a week ago...

Tim, relax. We haven't been going through that much..

Cindy, I've tried to get you to tell me the truth. I know you've been in there mousing!

by Steve Blends September 4, 2023

Out of Couching

Ending an extended period of vegetation.

“Janice, I havent seen you for days! You seem tired, where have you been?”

“I was coolin’ at my house, I just got out of couching.”

by Steve Blends May 5, 2022

The Windys

"The windys" is a colloquial term describing a condition in which an individual experiences persistent and uncontrollable flatulence, often lasting for an extended period. This is typically due to digestive discomfort or gas-inducing foods.

"After eating that massive bean burrito at lunch, I came down with a wretched case of the windys and couldn’t stop farting all afternoon."

by Steve Blends March 16, 2025