28 definitions by Step lupid

Flat pack smack

When a new guy walks into a gym whos untoned and weak, and a big 6pack bencher smacks him on the belly like hes sticking an expected expiry date sticker on a card board box.

Big weight lifter: >Smack< oi oi get on the tread mill outa way good lad big boys are in the building, stick at it and yal be lifting 16 stone and 3 pounds of that meat your eyeing up you know the one, shell get you revved if you break down. PUMP SOME BLASTARD SHELLS AND DOWN SOME HERCULES POWder!!
Flat pack smacked wimpy dog squert: >gulp<

by Step lupid July 12, 2023

Spar

Spar is like clart from the GLC, listen to them all theyre the bomb from Newport. The goldie lookin chain. Checkout all their old albums spar

Clart: Orit spar fancy a fat spliff wot i made
Spar: nah clart i got one of my own

by Step lupid April 6, 2021

Splig

Momentarily jabbed

Ile splig you wit a rocket loaded lingo

by Step lupid June 29, 2021

Flafamdam

To knock em all out

Flafamdam deez tosties like no tomorrow

by Step lupid March 26, 2021

Obsidian black

Lack of colour deep space with no stars absorbs all light no reflections the blackest black know to man

Did you hear of that car painted obsidian black

by Step lupid March 26, 2021

Rats brains

Vodka, orange juice, little bit of black current (for the blood), then bayleys to congeil it all.

Oright mate? I just got you a rats brains

by Step lupid June 11, 2023

Fatty fatty blubber ball

An insult to jokingly slip out an a rotund lookin blob of a human

Oi fatty fatty blubber ball!

by Step lupid March 26, 2021