Definitions by Steel Buckeye

Cryptocunt

Someone that is clearly a cunt but they continually deny that they are one.

Friend 1: "Hey, should I invite him?"
Friend 2: "Hell no! That guy is a total cryptocunt!"

The footprint on the passenger side windshield from a girl.

Friend: "Dude i totally got a girl stamp."
Other friend: "Niiice!"