Definitions by Steam shower willow

Velcro

A guys under an acceptable dating age. The opposite of a cougar.

I try to stop Kim from making out with Velcros at the bar down the shore, but she can't keep her hands off younger men.

Kim thought he had perfect eyesight. She didn't realize 2020 was his graduating year. She fell for a velcro.

Velcro by Steam shower willow July 3, 2017

Fundies 

A magic pair of underwear that bring you fun success.

It's never a bad night when you have your fundies on.

She woke up in a mansion. It must of been the fundies.

Fundies by Steam shower willow July 3, 2017