Tidy Up

Somebody holding a deck of cards will offer to play "Tidy Up" and the gullible unsuspecting victim, thinking that this is a card game, will take up the offer. Then the person with the cards will throw the cards all over the floor and then order the victim to "tidy up". The game can also similarly be titled "Clean up", "Janitor", "Cleaner", or "Vaccuum".

Ross: "Wanna play Tidy Up?"
Deb: "How d'you play that?"
Ross: "I'll show you"
Deb: "Okay"
Ross throws the cards in his hand over the floor
Ross: "Tidy Up!"

by Steam Machine February 10, 2008

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Users of the /mu/ imageboard.

Alright /mu/tants, any of you vaginas heard the new Opeth album yet?

by Steam Machine April 29, 2008

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Hakuna Matata

A popular insult used by French people to Americans roughly translated as "I will have my revenge against you".

American: "I'm gonna get you, Pepe le Bitch!"
Frenchman: "Hakuna Matata, bitches!"

by Steam Machine February 07, 2008

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Bjork Nazi

A person who has a distinct difficulty listening to singers who are unique and creative in their singing style, particularly female singers, such as Bjork or Karin Dreijer. As such, they will refuse to try any band or vocalist who sings even remotely different than the way Rihanna or any other drab pop artist does.

"God, you're making a big mistake not listening to bands like The Knife just because the vocalist sings kinda strangely sometimes. You're such a Bjork Nazi."

by Steam Machine February 09, 2008

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The Drum Treatment

A man is said to give a woman the 'Drum Treatment' when he finally gets his much desired chance to provide her with sexual pleasure. Derived from the popular Scottish simile "I'd like to beat her like a drum".

"God, Nina turns me on so much. Her legs are so perfect. I'd love to give her the Drum Treatment."

"Yeah, that's right. Whilst you bitches were at Hannah's house watching South Park, I was getting the Drum Treatment from Alex"

by Steam Machine February 09, 2008

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