Beer and cereal. Often consumed by stoned frat boys and single men in their 50s
I like my beereal with Pabst Blue Ribbon and Cocoa puffs
When two gym rats aggressively lock eyes while lifting. (Often with flexual tension)
Bro these two bros were totaling having a flexican standoff . It wasn't gay though
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a special, rare kind of smegma that is less viscous than usual, and exists in a state of matter that is simultaneously liquid and solid. Considered by material scientists to be one one of the few non-Newtonian substances.
-dude I was pokin round my fiveskin this morning, and I totally found some smegnog. Must be my lucky day
A more formal and academically acceptable iteration of the phrase "gangbang."
-Yeah, my friends and I were fixin to pull a gangbang
-excuse me sir, you're in a library
-my mistake. I meant a "squangbang"
A phrase used to express extreme enthusiasm or zeal. Akin to "Allahu-Akbar."
"Thank god its the last day of school."
"For real man, gangbang squirt."
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