7 definitions by StarvinMarvin
a special, rare kind of smegma that is less viscous than usual, and exists in a state of matter that is simultaneously liquid and solid. Considered by material scientists to be one one of the few non-Newtonian substances.
-dude I was pokin round my fiveskin this morning, and I totally found some smegnog. Must be my lucky day
by StarvinMarvin March 20, 2019
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by StarvinMarvin May 20, 2018
A woman a man chooses to have sex/relationship with based first and foremost on proximity. Especially a sexual relationship.
Based on the theory that men are lazy and will reach for the nearest doughnut rather than get up to get what they want.
Based on the theory that men are lazy and will reach for the nearest doughnut rather than get up to get what they want.
by StarvinMarvin August 20, 2013
-Yeah, my friends and I were fixin to pull a gangbang
-excuse me sir, you're in a library
-my mistake. I meant a "squangbang"
-excuse me sir, you're in a library
-my mistake. I meant a "squangbang"
by StarvinMarvin September 13, 2018