Definitions by StarvinMarvin

Girth Curtain

The foreskin of a large hog

“If god didn’t want man to crank hog, he wouldn’t have installed the girth curtain”

Girth Curtain by StarvinMarvin December 18, 2025

Scroat Milk

Milk from the scrotum (i.e. another name for semen.)

"when I need protein in the morning, I order a large scroat milk latte."

Scroat Milk by StarvinMarvin June 4, 2023

smegnog 

a special, rare kind of smegma that is less viscous than usual, and exists in a state of matter that is simultaneously liquid and solid. Considered by material scientists to be one one of the few non-Newtonian substances.

-dude I was pokin round my fiveskin this morning, and I totally found some smegnog. Must be my lucky day

smegnog by StarvinMarvin March 19, 2019

SquangBang 

A more formal and academically acceptable iteration of the phrase "gangbang."

-Yeah, my friends and I were fixin to pull a gangbang
-excuse me sir, you're in a library

-my mistake. I meant a "squangbang"

SquangBang by StarvinMarvin September 12, 2018

Gangbang Squirt 

A phrase used to express extreme enthusiasm or zeal. Akin to "Allahu-Akbar."

"Thank god its the last day of school."
"For real man, gangbang squirt."

Gangbang Squirt by StarvinMarvin June 7, 2018

Beereal 

Beer and cereal. Often consumed by stoned frat boys and single men in their 50s

I like my beereal with Pabst Blue Ribbon and Cocoa puffs

Beereal by StarvinMarvin January 2, 2018

Flexican standoff 

When two gym rats aggressively lock eyes while lifting. (Often with flexual tension)

Bro these two bros were totaling having a flexican standoff . It wasn't gay though

Flexican standoff by StarvinMarvin December 31, 2017