StarvinMarvin 's definitions

SquangBang

A more formal and academically acceptable iteration of the phrase "gangbang."

-Yeah, my friends and I were fixin to pull a gangbang
-excuse me sir, you're in a library

-my mistake. I meant a "squangbang"

by StarvinMarvin September 12, 2018

smegnog

a special, rare kind of smegma that is less viscous than usual, and exists in a state of matter that is simultaneously liquid and solid. Considered by material scientists to be one one of the few non-Newtonian substances.

-dude I was pokin round my fiveskin this morning, and I totally found some smegnog. Must be my lucky day

by StarvinMarvin March 19, 2019

Flexican standoff

When two gym rats aggressively lock eyes while lifting. (Often with flexual tension)

Bro these two bros were totaling having a flexican standoff . It wasn't gay though

by StarvinMarvin December 31, 2017

Doughnut

A woman a man chooses to have sex/relationship with based first and foremost on proximity. Especially a sexual relationship.

Based on the theory that men are lazy and will reach for the nearest doughnut rather than get up to get what they want.

Jim loved his wife but still screwed Jenny, his work wife, was the closest doughnut.

by StarvinMarvin August 21, 2013

Beereal

Beer and cereal. Often consumed by stoned frat boys and single men in their 50s

I like my beereal with Pabst Blue Ribbon and Cocoa puffs

by StarvinMarvin January 2, 2018

Scroat Milk

Milk from the scrotum (i.e. another name for semen.)

"when I need protein in the morning, I order a large scroat milk latte."

by StarvinMarvin June 4, 2023

Gangbang Squirt

A phrase used to express extreme enthusiasm or zeal. Akin to "Allahu-Akbar."

"Thank god its the last day of school."
"For real man, gangbang squirt."

by StarvinMarvin June 7, 2018