Stargoat's definitions

Marketing Department

A bunch of mindless jerks who'll be the first up against the wall when the revolution comes.

The revolution is coming, so I recommended to Jenny that she move out of the marketing department. She laughed at me. Well, my conscience is clear.

by Stargoat August 26, 2013

Homercles

A sexually aroused Homer Simpson poorly pretending to be Hercules.

Come to Homercles!

Homercles cares not for beans!

by Stargoat December 26, 2011

Friendly Derby

The Friendly Derby is a football match between rival Merceyside clubs, Everton FC and Liverpool FC. Sometimes referred to as the Merceyside Derby or in Liverpool simply as the Derby. Unlike people from London or Manchester, Scousers respect each other regardless of football club and get along well together. Sections for each club will exist at these matches, but there is a good deal of intermingling. This could not happen at other derbies. As long as both clubs are in the English Premier League, there are two friendly derbies a year, the first at Goodison Park, and the second at Anfield.

Ideally, there are six Friendly Derbies in a year, one at Goodison Park, one at Anfield, three at Wembley (League Cup Final, FA Cup Final, Community Shield), and one at a neutral location (Champions League Final).

We're all scousers at the friendly derby. Let's have a drink together.

The friendly atmosphere between supporters rarely extends onto the pitch at the Friendly Derby. Since the inception of the Premier League, it has seen more red cards than any other game.

The FA is stupid to separate scousers at the friendly derby. Unless they are concerned we'll all riot together against their anti-Liverpudlian bigotry.

by Stargoat October 2, 2012

Boo Bears

Baseball fans, particular of the Chicago Cubs, who boo their own players.

Ryne Sandberg struck out, and look out folks, the Boo Bears have come out.

by Stargoat September 11, 2010

Big gripper

A myocardial infarction, more commonly know as a heart attack. It is the leading cause of death all over the world for both men and women.

1. Phil won't be at the game tonight boys, he had his first big gripper yesterday.

by Stargoat January 13, 2010