dialing while intoxicated

similar to DUI, apparently. When you get high on whatever substance, usually alcohol, and "set the record straight" with exes; family; coworkers; old teachers, etc.

I dialed while intoxicated and called my best friend from first grade and we decided to join the Marines.

by Stan the Man December 12, 2004

crustache

See also: six-stringer (which is also related to comb overs)

those inbred white trash kids who were harassing that fey guy were both sporting crustaches - go figure

by Stan the Man December 12, 2004

for fucks sake

These other definitions are good; this seems to be primarily Scottish/British Isles; See Franco Begbie for true enlightenment

Rent boy, ya doss cunt; gies us a zigarette, fir FUCK's saik!!!

by Stan the Man December 13, 2004

saggs

old womens tits that sag to the floor.

ur moms tits sag

by stan the man May 13, 2003