Definitions by Stan Forrest

hamberder 

What happens to 300–1000 hamburgers when they sit for hours in a White House dining room, waiting for the NCAA football champions to arrive. The hot grilled patty and cold bread blend together into a room-temperature substance called hamberder.

due to a large order placed yesterday, we're all out of hamberders.

just serving hamburgers today. — Burger King (@BurgerKing)

hamberder by Stan Forrest January 17, 2019

hittin' the stain 

To go to bed with the intent to sleep.

“Ohh, I’m beat — I’m hittin' the stain.” — Mystery Science Theater 3000, “Manos: The Hands of Fate”

hittin' the stain by Stan Forrest October 12, 2018

BTS 

BlackBerry Thumb Syndrome: pain or numbness in the thumbs due to excessive use of a BlackBerry, video game, etc.

"Dude, my BTS has me scarfing four naproxen a day"

BTS by Stan Forrest March 11, 2017