St. Charles the Goat's definitions

4th of December

Pull out your wallets, credit cards, cheques, its Give-all-your-money-to-Elios day

Elios: "it's 4th of december"

Everyone else: "here is all my money"

by St. Charles the Goat December 2, 2021

Day of Bye

Day of bye, aka 3rd of January. That is the day when he leaves. Do not worry. It will come soon.

"Hey man are you ready for Day of Bye?

"What is that?"
"That's when he leaves."
"Oh right"

by St. Charles the Goat December 24, 2021