Definitions by St Charles Whisker Biscuit
Turtlefuck
My son has a doubleheader tonight. It's going to be hot and muggy and the mosquitoes are gonna be everywhere. This is going to be a turtlefuck!
Turtlefuck by St Charles Whisker Biscuit September 14, 2015
happy wave
Becoming exuberant in an attempt to meet a potential bedmate and waving one's hand frantically thus destroying any potential meeting.
Well I was going to slow down and let this car full of girls catch up to us but your boy just happy waved them from the backseat. Now they probably think we're all gay.
happy wave by St Charles Whisker Biscuit January 29, 2014
Ween Peeking
At a sporting event - Son: "Daddy I have to go to the bathroom". Dad: "Ok but don't be Ween Peeking when you're in there".
Ween Peeking by St Charles Whisker Biscuit January 24, 2014
Too many dicks in one hole
Redundancy, six guys doing a job that requires just one guy. You could also consider this a form of clusterfuck.
I've got 6 guys painting a single 4 x 8 sheet of drywall. Talk about too many dicks in one hole...this is a clusterfuck!
Too many dicks in one hole by St Charles Whisker Biscuit September 7, 2013