SsTtUu's definitions

social aphasia

Someone who does not know when another person is dropping a hint. A person with social aphasia cannot understand when someone is trying to make a point. A Social Aphasiac fails to decipher simple hints, and makes repeated petty attempts to prove themselves.

Jeff: Sometimes Frank is such a Social Aphasiac.

Ray: He is really out of touch.
Jeff: He would never know.
Ray: Such a creepy person.

by SsTtUu April 28, 2011

default text

text written to avoid having a full conversation with someone.

Richie: Sent her the default text; going to the gym.
Sam: Bet she stopped texting you quick.
Richie: Works everytime.

by SsTtUu April 28, 2011

glossed

To get wasted and become very talkative.

Barry and I were all glossed up last night mac'n to some foxy ladies.

by SsTtUu April 29, 2011

social orchid

An ecletic type of confidan. This type of socialite is well known as renowned and with culture. Usually a social orchid is held among the highest esteem, and never demands respect, but always is treated with such.

Larry: Jane is the epitome of a social orchid.
John: She stunning and exudes so much confidence.
Larry: 10 10 10

John: 10 out 8.
Larry: Shes so over the top.

John: Future Model, Executive, and Socialite.

by SsTtUu April 28, 2011

Glecian

A happy or elated person. A person who sings and dances alot. Love entertaining people and making others happy. Sometimes this person can be overbearing, as well as, aggressive.

Haley: Ed is a such a glecian.
Melissea: Haha you should have seen him dance on the bar last night.

by SsTtUu April 28, 2011

Social Welfare

To join a group of people with the hopes of making lasting connections. To pay for the admission to a club to try and create a dynamic social circle. Sometimes someone on social welfare and also hold other socially beneficial roles to beat the system. These people are know to double wad are twice basting.

Jenny's small and eccentric social circle caused her to consider social welfare.

After weeks of loneliness, and self harm, Greg decided social welfare might cure his need for comraderie.

by SsTtUu June 10, 2011

Socially Bankrupt

To have no friends, resources, or the ability to make reciprocal conversation. Most socially bankrupt individuals live out lives of social isolation. Others who are socially bankrupt will apply for social welfare by paying to join groups to make friends. Sometimes socially bankrupt individuals experience social aphasia, which results in the bankruptcy of their social lives.

After years of drug abuse, deception, cheating, stealing, and racism Bobby was socially bankrupt.

Socially bankrupt, Tammy turned to an organization promoting the promise of true love.

by SsTtUu June 10, 2011