cracks my shorts

When a guy spots a beautiful woman and he starts to get an erection so his penis pokes thru the hole in front of his underwear.
"Oh wow. She was is so sexy, she cracks my shorts".
by Square head April 30, 2012
mugGet the cracks my shortsmug.

Isaiah

Isaiah is very smart and nice 🤖🦧🦧🧑🏽 🎓👨 👨 👧🚎🚈🚆🗽 also likes unique things like busses and trains
Isaiah is super smart
by Square head November 10, 2019
mugGet the Isaiahmug.