cracks my shorts

When a guy spots a beautiful woman and he starts to get an erection so his penis pokes thru the hole in front of his underwear.
"Oh wow. She was is so sexy, she cracks my shorts".
by Square head February 22, 2012
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Isaiah

Isaiah is very smart and nice 🤖🦧🦧🧑🏽 🎓👨 👨 👧🚎🚈🚆🗽 also likes unique things like busses and trains
Isaiah is super smart
by Square head November 11, 2019
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