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Definitions by Sprunkle king

russian guzzler 

When you are having sex with a girl on her period and you pull out and stick it in her mouth and cum.
Man i fucked this chick last night on her period. I pulled that shit out stuck it in her mouth and gave her a Russian guzzler.
russian guzzler by Sprunkle king January 31, 2017

Sprunkle 

When you cum on a woman and proceed to throw sprinkles on her and leave
I sprunkled that girl last night
Sprunkle by Sprunkle king January 30, 2017

Pubeosuckajitas

The act of getting a pubic hair stuck in your throat after oral intercourse.
After she went down on me she ended up with pubeosuckajitas.
Pubeosuckajitas by Sprunkle king January 30, 2017

Cold cut calhoon 

After you have sexual relations with a undesirable woman you smack her in the face with a piece of bologna and run away
Bro after i sobered up and i realized she was ugly. I got my nut and gave her the ol cold cut calhoon and got the hell out of there
Cold cut calhoon by Sprunkle king January 30, 2017

Cold cut calhoon 

After you have sexual relations with a undesirable woman you smack her in the face with a piece of bologna and run away
Bro after i sobered up and i realized she was ugly. I got my nut and gave her the ol cold cut calhoon and got the hell out of there
Cold cut calhoon by Sprunkle king January 30, 2017