sausage jockey

A gay man. Taken from the movie "Rock Star."

The lead singer is a closeted sausage jockey.

by Sprocket The Dog December 18, 2002

fuckwits

British slang for a dumbass jackoff.

Blimey, you've cracked the windscreen on me lorry, fuckwits!

by Sprocket the Dog October 26, 2003

queer eye for the straight guy

A concept invented by Beatles manager Brian Epstein in the early 1960s. A gay guy tells straight guys how to dress and cut their hair, and somehow the straight guys end up knee deep in pussy.

John: hey George, toss me over another bird, hey?

George: take two, mate. I've got extra, what?

by Sprocket The Dog April 21, 2004

donut bumper

A lesbian. See "carpet muncher," "tuna taco gourmet," or "dyke."

No wonder that chick wouldn't give me any play. I found out that she's a donut bumper.

by Sprocket the Dog October 05, 2003