Definitions by Spoon Ninja

spoon ninja 

The most awesome and spoonyest ninja around. He wields spoons masterfully and uses spoony nin-jutsu.(Spoon-Jutsu)

The spoon ninja waits in the shadows until it is time to give someone he spooning of their life.

spoon ninja by Spoon Ninja May 6, 2006

Fruity Nuts 

Fruity Nuts: A person who is such a fag that he outshines even the most gay of the gay in attitude and actions. Fruity nutz likes the cock so bad that his burn-a-bility is a factor so large it could eclipse the sun and threaten us all with a doomed existence consisting of a torture beyond words. The closest thing to a woman, yet still remaining 99% man, that Fruity-Nuts would actualy go for is Beaver.

C: "Fagmo!"

L: "Damnit, Fruity Nuts, go suck a cock."

D: "QUEER!"

G: "Fruity Nuts is probably off jerking himself to Gamash."

Fruity Nuts by Spoon Ninja August 23, 2005