Definitions by Sponsored_rapist
The Pakistani Flapjack
When you cover your meat stick with pancake batter, press it in a waffle iron, and eat the now cooked pancake off.
Tim : My cock is so raw. Ever since I did the Pakistani Flapjack and seared the fuck out of it in my waffle iron, it’s been bright red.
The Pakistani Flapjack by Sponsored_rapist February 28, 2019
The Irish Lasso
When one takes an absurdly long pubic hair and lasso’s their love interest in an attempt to court them.
I didn’t really like John, but once her preformed the Irish lasso on me while I was sleeping, I couldn’t resist marrying him.
The Irish Lasso by Sponsored_rapist February 8, 2019
The Ukranian Fog Horn
A sex act in which you stretch someone’s gaping anus, and scream the words of god into their cream hole.
The Ukranian Fog Horn by Sponsored_rapist February 7, 2019