king cobra

When having sex the man pulls out, cums in his own mouth, spits it in the girls eyes and then punches her in the face.

I need to brush my teeth because I just gave Shera a king cobra.

by spitting cobra June 28, 2009

fanny skid

A vaginal skid mark on underwear

Must be getting thrush I’m doing big fanny skids

by Spitting cobra February 25, 2025

spicy oyster

When using Vicks as lubricant

Scotty was out of lube so he shagged Amanda with Vicks and gave her a spicy oyster

by Spitting cobra March 28, 2024