This is dried seaweed that your sexy Asian girlfriend or wife wants to eat when you are making California rolls.
Hey honey, can you give me some sheweed crackers and sticky rice? You make me dose Felicia California rolls. Be sure to shut da door on yah way out k hun?
by SpitfireZero79 December 05, 2023

This is when you have an officer knock on your door, and you were not expecting it. You feel flush, terrified, and extreme anxiety in less than 2 milliseconds.
Dude! When that officer came up to the window, you had a serious 'niption man, thought you were going to die.
by SpitfireZero79 January 24, 2017
