Spirit Bear's definitions

mash

To click on something or push a button.

Usually used in the deep south.

I type in my user name and password then I mash on Log In.

I mashed on the doorbell.

by Spirit Bear February 3, 2010

bumping clocks

The act of providing incremental updates to a piece of hardware such as a smartphone, CPU or wearable device in the form of marginal spec bumps instead of releasing a revolutionary device.

Usually requires you to buy an entirely new device to get, for example, slightly more internal storage space or a marginally better CPU speed.

Usually done by hardware manufactures such as Apple, Motorola and Qualcomm.

The goal is to make as much money off of existing technology as possible before spending money to innovate.

I really hope that Merrifield and the next iteration of it are good and I hope Logan is great too because no one is competing with Qualcomm so they are literally sitting on their asses trying get another year out of bumping clocks on Krait.

by Spirit Bear April 5, 2014

five on it

Putting in some money toward the purchase of an item or items. Usually indicates a willingness to contribute.

We're gonna puff puff pass, you got five on it?

I've got five on that pizza.

by Spirit Bear October 28, 2004

swoop and squat

Such an operation typically involves two cars driven by suspects who box in a victim’s car on a freeway, causing a collision. The scam participants then file fraudulent insurance claims for alleged injuries.

The Insurance Commissioner on Wednesday announced the arrest of the suspected ringleader of a major operation that has allegedly staged more than 60 swoop and squats over the past 18 months, bilking insurers and consumers out of $2 million to $3 million.

by Spirit Bear August 12, 2006

House Shoes

Rims that cost as much as a house.

Just thow'd some house shoes on the 'lack.

by Spirit Bear February 18, 2009

drama pair

A drama pair is a combination of words, ideas, objects, groups of people, etc that always results in drama. Frequently used for trolling.

Linux vs Windows is a drama pair; Christians vs. Atheists; Microsoft vs Apple

by Spirit Bear July 26, 2007

reorg

A company reorganization, usually involving the firing of a number of employees and promotion of others to the point of uselessness. Often used as a futile measure when a company is about to tank.

Bobco went through a reorg last year, they promoted all of their middle management to management and fired all of the previous managers in a futile attempt to regain stockholder trust.

by Spirit Bear July 26, 2007