iWant describes the urge that Apple customers have to be the first to see, touch, buy, own and use Apple products with partial or total disregard for the product's actual market value, total cost of ownership, usefulness in comparison to similar products on the market and/or other important factors that one would normally consider when making a purchasing decision. May be caused exclusively by or by a combination of peer pressure, charismatic leadership, in-vertising and/or viral marketing.
Consumers of with this predisposition are commonly subjected to the Hippy Tax.
Consumers of with this predisposition are commonly subjected to the Hippy Tax.
Jerry caved in to iWant and bought the iPhone instead of a more practical and functional Smartphone.
James paid a $200 iWant fee when he bought his iPhone on opening day.
It must have been the iWant that made Kerry pay an extra thousand dollars for an aluminum case and an Apple logo on top of a $400 Intel PC.
James paid a $200 iWant fee when he bought his iPhone on opening day.
It must have been the iWant that made Kerry pay an extra thousand dollars for an aluminum case and an Apple logo on top of a $400 Intel PC.
by Spirit Bear September 20, 2007
One of a call center's metrics that defines about how long it takes you to handle one call. Usually abreviated called AHT and run together so it sounds as a single three-syllable word.
by Spirit Bear October 28, 2004
To report someone as not using their real name on a platform such as Facebook or Nextdoor in an attempt to have their account disabled, usually in response to having lost an argument with them or otherwise losing face to them. Particularly effective against individuals who have unusual real names.
I got namefagged again on Facebook for the 5th time for not being named Billy Jo Bob Jones or some shit.
by Spirit Bear January 15, 2022
1. A game in which everyone in a circle passes a spliff, bong or other smokeage. Everyone puts five on it. Each time you take a hit you say "puff puff pass." If you fail to say it, cough or pass out, you're out of the rotation. The last person holding the smokeage keeps all the money.
2. A reminder that someone is holding and should pass.
2. A reminder that someone is holding and should pass.
by Spirit Bear October 28, 2004
1. An amount of money paid in addition to the usual amount with the assumption that some of the proceeds will benefit a popular charity or other cause.
2. Extra money paid for a product which may or not include additional features, products or services aimed at the hippy market.
3. Money paid by those who are predisposed to paying extra for products and services that help them to pretend the 60s never ended.
2. Extra money paid for a product which may or not include additional features, products or services aimed at the hippy market.
3. Money paid by those who are predisposed to paying extra for products and services that help them to pretend the 60s never ended.
Cheech paid the hippy tax for his organic milk and soy burger. He spent $25 for lunch, I spent $4.50 on my fast food.
The New beetle is nothing like the old VW Beetle; it's essentially a rounded Golf with a hippy tax added.
The Toyota Prius levies a heavy hippy tax on green consumers who have no concept of total cost of ownership.
The New beetle is nothing like the old VW Beetle; it's essentially a rounded Golf with a hippy tax added.
The Toyota Prius levies a heavy hippy tax on green consumers who have no concept of total cost of ownership.
by Spirit Bear September 21, 2007
An awkward pause that follows a question you know the answer to but don't have the stones to answer truthfully.
Smith: We made a decision to change our pricing model, and what we've done is we've allowed people to share data among a number of devices regardless of how many people are on the plan, it's a device model. And we're charging on the megabytes of data that they use.
Moe: Why?
(Verizon Pause)
Smith: People have changed the usage of how they're using their devices. They're moving to using more data, and to ensure the speed and reliability and the access to the network, people are paying for the amount of data that they use.
Moe: Why?
(Verizon Pause)
Smith: People have changed the usage of how they're using their devices. They're moving to using more data, and to ensure the speed and reliability and the access to the network, people are paying for the amount of data that they use.
by Spirit Bear December 17, 2012
by Spirit Bear February 02, 2004