Definitions by Spirit Bear

hand of god

Used to refer to the act of anyone in an undisputable position of power.

Can be used to identify the action of a BOFH deleting a user account; a company that outsources to a call center telling the call center to fire a particular employee; a MUCK wizard modifying someone's props or a GM (game master) causing unlikely events in a RPG.

hand of god by Spirit Bear October 28, 2004

party fowl 

An act that causes you to be excluded from the rotation at a party, usually a faux pas.

John dropped the bong. "Whoah, party fowl!" James exclaimed.

party fowl by Spirit Bear October 28, 2004

mentor 

A person who works in a call center, usually a lifer who has --for reasons unknown to the common man-- not been fired yet and has been deemed somehow superior to other call center agents. His job is either to rove or answer the mentor line. Roving mentors walk around the call center waiting for desperate agents to flag them down, sometimes involving the embarassing process of waving some sign or doing a chicken dance, in order to get help with resolving a customer issue. Mentor line mentors take calls from other call center agents and attempt to talk them through customer issues while the customer is on hold. You can't call the memtor line unless you have someone on hold, but you can get around that by dialing someone else, dialing the mentor line, then hanging up the first dialed line.

Rob summoned a mentor because he needed to do The Big Nasty.

mentor by Spirit Bear October 28, 2004

penalty hit 

1. Being required to take another hit before passing because of a fax pas.
2. Being denied a hit because of a fax pas.

Dude you're not hight enough, take a penalty hit. Puff puff pass.

Dude, penalty hit: We've watched this episode already. Pass.

penalty hit by Spirit Bear October 28, 2004

smokeage

A vague indication of anything that may be smoked, usually in reference to marijuana. Could refer to pot itself, or the bong, or a spliff, or any other smokeable.

Dude, who's got smokeage?

smokeage by Spirit Bear October 28, 2004

five on it

Putting in some money toward the purchase of an item or items. Usually indicates a willingness to contribute.

We're gonna puff puff pass, you got five on it?

I've got five on that pizza.

five on it by Spirit Bear October 28, 2004

puff puff pass 

1. A game in which everyone in a circle passes a spliff, bong or other smokeage. Everyone puts five on it. Each time you take a hit you say "puff puff pass." If you fail to say it, cough or pass out, you're out of the rotation. The last person holding the smokeage keeps all the money.

2. A reminder that someone is holding and should pass.

Dude, you're camping on the bong. Puff puff pass.

puff puff pass by Spirit Bear October 28, 2004