An awkward pause that follows a question you know the answer to but don't have the stones to answer truthfully.
Smith: We made a decision to change our pricing model, and what we've done is we've allowed people to share data among a number of devices regardless of how many people are on the plan, it's a device model. And we're charging on the megabytes of data that they use.
Moe: Why?
(Verizon Pause)
Smith: People have changed the usage of how they're using their devices. They're moving to using more data, and to ensure the speed and reliability and the access to the network, people are paying for the amount of data that they use.
Moe: Why?
(Verizon Pause)
Smith: People have changed the usage of how they're using their devices. They're moving to using more data, and to ensure the speed and reliability and the access to the network, people are paying for the amount of data that they use.
by Spirit Bear December 17, 2012
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Get the stream mug.To report someone as not using their real name on a platform such as Facebook or Nextdoor in an attempt to have their account disabled, usually in response to having lost an argument with them or otherwise losing face to them. Particularly effective against individuals who have unusual real names.
I got namefagged again on Facebook for the 5th time for not being named Billy Jo Bob Jones or some shit.
by Spirit Bear January 15, 2022
Get the Namefag mug.1. An amount of money paid in addition to the usual amount with the assumption that some of the proceeds will benefit a popular charity or other cause.
2. Extra money paid for a product which may or not include additional features, products or services aimed at the hippy market.
3. Money paid by those who are predisposed to paying extra for products and services that help them to pretend the 60s never ended.
2. Extra money paid for a product which may or not include additional features, products or services aimed at the hippy market.
3. Money paid by those who are predisposed to paying extra for products and services that help them to pretend the 60s never ended.
Cheech paid the hippy tax for his organic milk and soy burger. He spent $25 for lunch, I spent $4.50 on my fast food.
The New beetle is nothing like the old VW Beetle; it's essentially a rounded Golf with a hippy tax added.
The Toyota Prius levies a heavy hippy tax on green consumers who have no concept of total cost of ownership.
The New beetle is nothing like the old VW Beetle; it's essentially a rounded Golf with a hippy tax added.
The Toyota Prius levies a heavy hippy tax on green consumers who have no concept of total cost of ownership.
by Spirit Bear September 21, 2007
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by Spirit Bear January 28, 2004
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You: Why doesn't this program make me a sandwich instead of just sorting lines of text?
Software author: I'd be happy to merge those changes for you. Where's the patch?
Software author: I'd be happy to merge those changes for you. Where's the patch?
by Spirit Bear January 29, 2012
Get the where's the patch mug.Call center slang. This word encompasses the statistics that are taken on call center agents to determine their worth. Usually includes average handle time (AHT), wrap, hold time and a few other basic metrics as well as a few 'spin' metrics added by the client to give the client a feeling of control.
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