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by Spirit Bear February 3, 2010
Get the mash mug.You get the Bubye Gatling is when you work as a phone monkey and you're trying to deliver a script at the end of the call so you don't fail your call score.
It's what happens when the conversation becomes a battle between you trying to deliver the script and the customer trying to get off the phone.
It's what happens when the conversation becomes a battle between you trying to deliver the script and the customer trying to get off the phone.
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You: Thank you sir and we'd like to let you know about our promo...
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You: Thank you sir and we'd like to let you know about our promo...
Customer: Okay bubye, k'bye, kaybubye, mmbubye, kaybye, kaybubye, yeahbye, tha-thank you, yeah, kaythanks, youbet, mkay bubye, yeah, bubye, mm-hmm yeah mkay, bubye CLICK.
by Spirit Bear August 3, 2009
Get the Bubye Gatling mug.Some Facebook users have an apticap that prevents them from using apps because their confirmation email keeps getting sent to " ".
John's phone is apticapped because its memory is locked by the manufacturer.
The iPhone is apticapped, allowing only apps approved by Apple, but Jailbreak is the cure.
John's phone is apticapped because its memory is locked by the manufacturer.
The iPhone is apticapped, allowing only apps approved by Apple, but Jailbreak is the cure.
by Spirit Bear November 29, 2009
Get the Apticap mug.This term speaks of any issue where a customer can't get help because no one in customer service knows how to fix the problem because they never talk to the people who solve technical problems; the customer keeps getting bounced between providers for what appears to them to be the same service to them; or both of those issues.
The problem is that the customer can't get help. No one they can talk to knows who owns the problem, or has any information about it. The people who know how to fix the problem are so far seperated from the customer service team who provide support for the customer that the customer's issue will never be resolved. So they continually insist that the problem lies not with them, but with the other provider.
This also happens with DSL customers who have a problem with their service. They'll call their Internet Service Provider, who will perform basic troubleshooting, then tell them to call their line service provider. The line service provider will perform basic troubleshooting, then send the customer back to their ISP.
The problem is that the customer can't get help. No one they can talk to knows who owns the problem, or has any information about it. The people who know how to fix the problem are so far seperated from the customer service team who provide support for the customer that the customer's issue will never be resolved. So they continually insist that the problem lies not with them, but with the other provider.
This also happens with DSL customers who have a problem with their service. They'll call their Internet Service Provider, who will perform basic troubleshooting, then tell them to call their line service provider. The line service provider will perform basic troubleshooting, then send the customer back to their ISP.
I'm experienceing disassociative service breakage with my Ineternet service because Earthlink says the problem is with Qwest but Qwest says the problem is with Earthlink.
A customer has copied their favorite soap opera to DVD and played it on their portable DVD player for a long time. Then recently Comcast upgraded their cable box, and since then everything they record on their Tivo DVR is copy protected, so they can no longer use the service in the way they are used to using it.
A customer has copied their favorite soap opera to DVD and played it on their portable DVD player for a long time. Then recently Comcast upgraded their cable box, and since then everything they record on their Tivo DVR is copy protected, so they can no longer use the service in the way they are used to using it.
by Spirit Bear August 12, 2006
Get the Disassociative Service Breakage mug.Such an operation typically involves two cars driven by suspects who box in a victim’s car on a freeway, causing a collision. The scam participants then file fraudulent insurance claims for alleged injuries.
The Insurance Commissioner on Wednesday announced the arrest of the suspected ringleader of a major operation that has allegedly staged more than 60 swoop and squats over the past 18 months, bilking insurers and consumers out of $2 million to $3 million.
by Spirit Bear August 12, 2006
Get the swoop and squat mug.A drama pair is a combination of words, ideas, objects, groups of people, etc that always results in drama. Frequently used for trolling.
by Spirit Bear July 26, 2007
Get the drama pair mug.Banker jargon for credit or debit cards. Usually used in the plural form even when referring to a single card.
Also used as a derogatory term for small-balance credit card holders by those who work in customer care for banks.
Also used as a derogatory term for small-balance credit card holders by those who work in customer care for banks.
The more plastics we put in the hands of consumers the more revenue we generate.
The customer requested new plastics after having cut up their existing ones.
Hold on, I've got a plastic on the phone.
The customer requested new plastics after having cut up their existing ones.
Hold on, I've got a plastic on the phone.
by Spirit Bear July 26, 2007
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