3 definitions by Spirit of William Morris

Like american "Dover" except with one of the worlds finest castles next door and a ton of "syrian refugees" wishing they weren't here.
A: "I visited Dover last week! Sooooo cool!"
B: "Given your intact wallet and organs, you mean you went to Dover Castle you dipshit"
by Spirit of William Morris January 13, 2018
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Lovely seaside town with great cider, cultural heritage and reasonably priced weed. Just don't go too far inland.
A: "we going broady tonight"
B: "awww yeah nah yeah nah yeah Broadstairs folk week is the finest Thanet event of the year"
by Spirit of William Morris January 13, 2018
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A pleasant peninsula in the UK, as far away from London as you can get in England without being northern, inbred or both.

With lovely beaches, it benefits from the rich agricultural heritage of its county supplying it with a great supply of the uk's best cider, weed and magic mushrooms to feed the hosts of degenerates clinging to it like the seaweed on a dogfish carcass.
Thanet was once the summer holiday hotspot of the uk (several hundred years ago). Also known as "fannit".
A: "Wooooo best party in Thanet commin up bruv"
B: "You say that every big party, A. We can't leave quite yet we've got to catch C and D's Silk Road order first, for the umpteenth time, which makes me wonder why we're the ones living the the drop house."
A: "Your just saying that because you wanna finish dat fanart you are making u fukin weeb"
B: "Look when the spirit of william morris and his elves tell you to do something, you do it ffs."
A: "Lad"
by Spirit of William Morris January 13, 2018
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