kangarooing

kangarooing is the act of squatting over your toilet, one foot on each side, pushing as hard as you can to get out a big fat turd that is lodged in your ass and won't come out.
Sorry I couldn't get to the phone when you called, I was kangarooing.
by Spike and Gwabby October 07, 2007
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kangarooing

kangarooing is the act of squatting over your toilet, one foot on each side, pushing as hard as you can to get out a big fat turd that is lodged in your ass and won't come out.
Sorry I missed your call, I was kangarooing the toilet.
by Spike and Gwabby October 05, 2007
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kangarooing

kangarooing is the act of squatting over your toilet, one foot on each side, pushing as hard as you can to get out a big fat turd that is lodged in your ass and won't come out.
I ate too much of your mothers meatloaf and it got impacted in my intestines. Kangarooing was my only hope.
by Spike and Gwabby October 15, 2007
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