Spermoff's definitions

Sperm-off

A disinfectant spray used to erase cum stains

I used the handy dandy sperm-off to clean up from last nights family reunion.

by Spermoff August 10, 2025

Wormoil

An intense event of mass turmoil within the vast underground society of worms.

Last nights thunderstorm most certainly caused Wormoil.

by Spermoff August 10, 2025

Buffeasy

A steroid that you can take that makes you instantly buff but all of the added muscle is actually just extremely cancerous tumors.

Extreme desire for bulk can lead one to take several doses of Buffeasy, which will ultimately result in death.

by Spermoff August 10, 2025