soft cow

Mildly aroused. Like a semi-erect penis.

I have soft cow from that skank rubbing my junk.

by Special Que December 12, 2007

Scorched Chester

Receiving oral sex while the giver has a mouthful of Flamin' Hot Cheetos.

The worst part of Scorched Chester is not the the orange crumbs all over my lap, but the 1st degree burns on my penis.

by Special Que May 17, 2022