Definitions by Spazmatic rifle

Cumsplosion 

When you fill a balloon with your cum and give it to someone then you pop it over them creating a cumsplosion

He gave me a balloon but it was a cumsplosion

Cumsplosion by Spazmatic rifle February 18, 2021

Vietnamese hide n seek 

When you never shave so your girlfriend has to search for your flaccid penis amongst your overgrown public hair.

Hey babe do you want to play a game of Vietnamese hide n seek

Vietnamese hide n seek by Spazmatic rifle February 18, 2021

Chewbacca Surprise 

When you nut and catch it in your hand then proceed to rub it in your pubic hair then rub it in your gf eyes

I gave my girlfriend a chewbacca surprise and went blind afterwards.

Chewbacca Surprise by Spazmatic rifle February 18, 2021

Wagon Wheel 

Extreme sexual act when you perform 69 while cart wheeling.

Me and my girlfriend got freaky and starting wagon wheeling around the house.

Wagon Wheel by Spazmatic rifle February 16, 2021