SpaghettiLover609's definitions

Anal?

The first thing you write to a girl on Tinder.
Its a mythical pickup line.

Girl: Hey ;)
Boy: Anal?
Girl: Im a guy
Boy: Jackpot!

by SpaghettiLover609 December 16, 2022

I have serious hemorrhoids!

A pickup line made from the gods.

You can put it on a mug and every woman that sees it immediately falls in love with you.

Guy: I have serious hemorrhoids!
Girl: Ew!
Guy: :(
GIrl: Im just kidding its so hot

by SpaghettiLover609 December 16, 2022

Opvaskemaskine

A nice danish word to call you're wife/girlfriend when you really love her.

Du er min opvaskemaskine og kom igang med at vaske op

by SpaghettiLover609 August 16, 2022

Number 16

Its a horrifying number. Its disgusting. Its awfull. Its grisly. Its grotesque. Its the last thing you want in your burger king wobber

Number 16. The last thing you want in your burger king wobber, is someone elses foot fungus.

by SpaghettiLover609 March 6, 2023

Ukraine

Its yellow and blue. Some like it and some dont (Russia). Its full of holes. Its...... Swiss cheese

Not Russia: I love the yellow and blue holed thing
Russia: I hate it. Lets bomb them
Not Russia: Wait. We are talking about swiss cheese right?
Russia: No you opvaskemaskine im talking about Ukraine

by SpaghettiLover609 March 6, 2023

Dark and Darker

Not to be confused with White and Whiter which was Michael Jacksons desease.
Dark and Darker is a masterpiece. It may have gotten into some legal trouble, but thats alright.
They are actually evil because they make playtests and then they close them for no reason. Leaving MILLIONS to suffer the depression of not being able to play this game.

Guy: walks to his doctor
Guy: "Doctor. Lately ive been feeling very depressed. I cant help it"
Doctor: "Did something happen recently?"
Guy: "Well my dog died and my wife left me, but the sad part is that they ended the Dark and Darker playtest"
Doctor: "What MONSTERS. Now im depressed!"

by SpaghettiLover609 March 6, 2023

Rust

Its a safe place were russian kids can walk around and scream, pedos can meet their dream kid and player WILL get brain damage

Yeah i play rust, how could you te

by SpaghettiLover609 March 6, 2023