Definitions by South Park

calun 

Incredible in bed and an absolute fuck machine

What a calun

calun by South Park November 23, 2021

calun 

A guy with a dick so inhumanly big It looks like he’s holding a baseball bat in his pants

He’s such a calun OMG

calun by South Park November 23, 2021

calun 

A guy with a dick so inhumanly big It looks like he’s holding a baseball bat in his pants

He’s such a calun

calun by South Park November 23, 2021

Calun 

Fucks everyone and is an absolute GOAT

Bro jack is an absolute Calun

Calun by South Park November 23, 2021

calun 

An absolute god and has sex with Instagram models

Wow jack is an absolute calun

calun by South Park November 23, 2021