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Definitions by Sophie Almad

Anal Worms 

"My, Janet, your anal worms look lovely today!"
"Have you had your analworms cut?"
"I love running my hand through your analworms"
"Head and Shoulders keep my analworms flake free"
"Give me a shower cap to avoid getting my analworms wet"
"Cum on my face darling, but not my analworms"
Anal Worms by Sophie Almad October 3, 2008

Foot Mole 

"I have terrible foot moles on my face"
"If I pick my foot mole too much it will leave scars"
"HOLY SHIT DUDE, WHATS THAT ON YOUR FACE!" - "Its my foot mole. Lick it."
Foot Mole by Sophie Almad October 3, 2008
"Dude, you want a deer?"
"I swear officer, I havnt drunk a single deer"
The Pope - "Nope, I havnt drunk a deer in my life. Nor had decks."
Deer by Sophie Almad October 3, 2008