SophXxx's definitions

Johnny Depp

An extremely talented actor who is one of the sexiest guys alive (Refer to Julian Casablancas) and makes it okay to lust after him for this exact reason. He isn't in it for the money or the fame, and enjoys attempting to make himself displeasing to the eye, which is impossible and in turn makes him even sexier. He adapted pirates to a modern context enjoyable for a range of audiences which makes him nothing short of a genius.

Johnny Depp is like a fine wine.

by SophXxx August 13, 2006

Captain Jack Sparrow

Captain Jack Sparrow, played by the super sexy Johnny Depp, is the enigmatic star of "Pirates of the Caribbean". He is constantly drunk, sneaky and extremely lucky, not to mention the hottest pirate to have ever roamed the sea - AHRR. Captain Jack Sparrow is adored by horny fan girls and captivated viewers alike who didn't realise how much they really enjoyed pirates and or pirate movies until they set eyes apon this metrosexually drunken, kohl-wearing character.

Wow, I didn't realise Johnny Depp's full potential until he wore eyeliner as Captain Jack Sparrow.

by SophXxx September 11, 2008

JuLiAnIsM

The Religion for followers of Julian Casablancas and or the art of Indie rock.

Man, after seeing that Strokes show i'm converting to Julianism.

by SophXxx August 13, 2006