The Battle of Reedy Creek

The attempted flex by Ron DickSandwich, Governor of Florida and his Y’allagarchy in Tallahassee to remove the special land use permit enjoyed by Floridas’ most prolific land owner, Walt Disney World. The agreement dates back to the 1960’s and was left alone until Disney called out Ron DickSandwich about one of his fascist policies, known the world over as the “Don’t Say Gay” bill. Ron’s retaliation is seen as a thinly veiled playground bully move that will likely pave the way to him eventually selling timeshares or extended car warrantys over the phone as a career path.
The Battle of Reedy Creek is really heating up. I hear Disney is thinking of joining NATO!
by Sonicbo0mz May 04, 2022
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impeachment mullet

A bizzare new hairstyle pioneered by Senator Ted Cruz during the second Trump Impeachment trial. Its a “Trial out front with an Insurrection out back” look. At first it was thought that he either a) got up and left mid haircut or b) lost a bet. Either way, its part of the new normal.
How do you like my Impeachment mullet? I got it at “QAnon Clips”
by Sonicbo0mz February 12, 2021
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TrumpSantis

Formerly two different Politicians. One from Florida who actually had a good education and a successful NAVY career. The other a failed real estate enthusiast & Reality TV show host. By 2020 it was clear that Ron Desantis was so far up Donald Trumps ass one could not tell where one ended and the other began. Hence, Trumpsantis
Hey, did you see that TrumpSantis is encouraging Herd Stupidity for COVID-19 so Floriduh can have its own Coronapalooza.
by Sonicbo0mz November 15, 2020
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