Ouiabeau

A weaboo but for France and all things French. Don't try to act like you've never met somebody like this.

Me: When I was in highschool I dated this chick that loved France. She was a ouiabeau.

by Somewhat Schizo August 04, 2024

Cogney

Slang for cognac.

Me: Yo Mike, Dougie's comin over tonight. We gon be sippin on that Cogney. You in?
Mike: Hell yeah. I love Henny.

by Somewhat Schizo June 27, 2023

Cana Dian

A Canadian that is even more of typical Canadian.

Me: Michael, Northenlion is no Canadian; he's Cana Dian.
Michael: How about Justin Bieber?

Me: Definitely.

by Somewhat Schizo September 20, 2021

Hoese

A latino gigolo.

Me: Yo Doug.
Doug: What it is?
Me: My sister brought a Hoese home last night. She was moaning hella loud. Ruined my game of COD.
Doug: Damn.

by Somewhat Schizo June 17, 2023

donly

In the manner of a don.

Me: Yo, Mike. Did you see Doug hire those Puerto Ricans to shoot up Jose's club? That shit was donly.

by Somewhat Schizo October 12, 2021

Poop Hoopin

Throwing extraneous trash into the trashcan while emptying your bowels.

Me: Yo, Doug. I'm so down to practice b-ball that I was even poop hoopin when I went to the bathroom.

Doug: Damn. That's some real dedication. Yo should try it out if you want to be a true hooper, Michael.

by Somewhat Schizo September 14, 2021