Double-bitch

When one basketball gets wedgied on the hoop, and so you shoot another ball at it, and happen to somehow make both balls.

Me: Dude, Michael. Did you see Doug the other day? He nailed the elusive double-bitch.
Michael: Damn. Doug is a real hooper.

by Somewhat Schizo September 14, 2021

Shitbaby

A racial slur for dark black people, used by both white people and light-skinned black people.

Demetrious: You, you seen Tyrone. Motherfucker like Wesley black. What a shitbaby.

Treyvon: Yeah, man. I know what you mean.

by Somewhat Schizo January 14, 2024

Cogney

Slang for cognac.

Me: Yo Mike, Dougie's comin over tonight. We gon be sippin on that Cogney. You in?
Mike: Hell yeah. I love Henny.

by Somewhat Schizo June 26, 2023

Cleetus

A derogatory word to describe hicks, usually in a humorous manner.

Me: Mike, did you see that hick last night? What a cleetus.

by Somewhat Schizo October 27, 2021

Hoedini

A prostitute that vanishes gets the money up front and vanishes.

Me: Mike, I brought a prostitute back home last night, and after she got her money, she disappeared.

Mike: That was no prostitute. That was a Hoedini.

by Somewhat Schizo June 17, 2023

Corvo

Short for Courvoisier.

Me: Doug and I shared a bottle of Corvo and a bottle of Hen last night.

Michael: Nice.

by Somewhat Schizo June 17, 2023