515 definitions by Someone who kinda exists
The origin of ASDFophobia
Patient: Doctor, I'm afraid of backstories!
Doctor: When did this all start?
Patient: Well....AAAAHHHHH!!!
Patient: Doctor, I'm afraid of backstories!
Doctor: When did this all start?
Patient: Well....AAAAHHHHH!!!
by Someone who kinda exists June 19, 2021
What your history teacher tells you: One of America's greatest presidents who guided us through WW1, and was overall leaps n' bounds better than President Taft.
Reality: A misogynistic twerp who flat-out refused to give women the right to vote, even though the Constitution at the time explicitly stated that "We the People" are to be treated equally.
Reality: A misogynistic twerp who flat-out refused to give women the right to vote, even though the Constitution at the time explicitly stated that "We the People" are to be treated equally.
There's no denying that Woodrow Wilson really helped America during the war. But there's also no denying that he was a woman-hater and a half.
by Someone who kinda exists October 31, 2021
A popular song that has been covered too many times to count. The Creedence Clearwater Revival version is the most popular one.
Left a good job in the city
Working for the man every night and day
But I never lost a minute of sleepin'
Worryin' 'bout the way things might've been
Big wheel keeps on turning
Proud Mary keeps on burning
Rollin', Rollin', Rollin' on the river
Working for the man every night and day
But I never lost a minute of sleepin'
Worryin' 'bout the way things might've been
Big wheel keeps on turning
Proud Mary keeps on burning
Rollin', Rollin', Rollin' on the river
by Someone who kinda exists October 8, 2021
The most powerful being in the universe. He is the only person in the world who is capable of shooting Allen, and that's just the beginning of his insane powers.
Shaggy is so powerful, they had to make him into a wuss in the cartoon adaptations of him to restrain him.
by Someone who kinda exists July 19, 2021
When a cartoon character realizes they are about to fall a great distance. But before they begin to fall, they look directly at the screen and wave goodbye to the viewer(s).
by Someone who kinda exists January 2, 2022
A humorous phrase used by conservatives to expound their belief that a president who is a massive dickhead is better than a president whose head doesn't even function.
by Someone who kinda exists June 7, 2022
The REAL Super Mario Bros. 2 that we never got for two reasons:
1. It was too similar to the original.
2. It was Kaizo Mario before Kaizo Mario was cool.
For these two reasons, the folks down west said no, and stole one of Japan's games and made it into the SMB 2 that we all remember.
1. It was too similar to the original.
2. It was Kaizo Mario before Kaizo Mario was cool.
For these two reasons, the folks down west said no, and stole one of Japan's games and made it into the SMB 2 that we all remember.
Despite its infamous reputation, The Lost Levels is actually not a bad game -- but it is very frustrating. The last two levels of the original game will probably take you several hours, and world C-4 is damn near impossible without cheats.
by Someone who kinda exists August 2, 2021