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Horny Police

These are the police responsible for bringing horny people into the system. Without them... the world would be filled with horny peverts.

Wait.
Tom: I heard Ted got caught looking at Sakura's boobies! He was caught by the horny police!
John: OH NO I SIMPED FOR BELLE DELPHINE IM GONNA GO TO HORNY JAIL!
(SEE HORNY JAIL!
by SomeMoronThatIsDumb April 4, 2023
mugGet the Horny Policemug.

Opinion Searching

Opinion searching is when you look up your opinion about anything to see if anyone disagrees/agrees with you. Mainly bored teenagers do it. You can also search something you completely disagree with to see other peoples' view points or to start an argument, like searching up "fortnite sucks" even when they like fortnite.
by SomeMoronThatIsDumb February 11, 2023
mugGet the Opinion Searchingmug.

Degen Derek

Short for Degenerate Derek, Degen Derek is an underground rapper most commonly recognized in the community of meme rap. He is considered an underground rapper and has his own collective and record label DEGENMEMERAPPERZ.
"Bro that guy is listening to Degen Derek!"
by SomeMoronThatIsDumb April 17, 2024
mugGet the Degen Derekmug.

Dump Blast

The biggest crap of your life that all comes out in two seconds, making your anus burn for hours, and filling up the toilet bowl. If anyone smells it, they instantly die.
Yo dude you can come to the bathroom but I just made a Dump Blast
dude: *dies*
by SomeMoronThatIsDumb January 23, 2023
mugGet the Dump Blastmug.

Doritle

Doritle.
by SomeMoronThatIsDumb February 13, 2023
mugGet the Doritlemug.

Horny Jail

The place internet perverts go when the Horny Police catch them being horny. Most people go to jail when they simp for streamers/anime characters. Every one gets a trial at the horny court and a horny lawyer before they go to horny jail. Beware Doge, wielder of baseball bat, bounty hunter who sends people to horny jail with one hit of his bat.
Person 1: SSSniperwolf is sooo hot! Would smash!
Person 2: Yessssssss!
Person 3: GUYS STOP BEFORE THE HORNY POLICE CATCH US!! We'll go to horny jail!!
(THIS IS THE HORNY POLICE! COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP)
Person 1, 2, and 3,: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
by SomeMoronThatIsDumb April 4, 2023
mugGet the Horny Jailmug.

STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US!!

STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US, I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! My friends on TikTok send me memes, on Discord it's fucking memes, i was in a server, right? and ALL of the channels are just Among Us stuff. I-I showed my Champion underwear to my girlfriend, and the logo i flipped it and i said "Hey babe, when the underwear sus HAHA ding ding ding ding ding ding ding *takes breath* ding ding ding" I FUCKING LOOKED AT A TRASH CAN, I SAID "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY", I LOOKED AT MY PENIS, I THINK OF THE ASTRONAUT'S HELMET, AND I GO "PENIS, more like peenSUS" *takes breath* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by SomeMoronThatIsDumb February 14, 2023
mugGet the STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US!!mug.

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