Some1 @ the internet's definitions

Trump needs to eat a peach

It’s when the Congress gives a peach to Donald trump but trump refuses to eat it.

The Congress: trump, u need eat that fucking peach I gave u.
Trump: NO!!!
The Congress: or we will fire u and we’ll replace u with joe Biden the badass as president.
Trump: u can’t I’m fucking rich & u work for me because u guys are peasants.
The Congress: just eat the fucking peach & ur ass won’t get kicked.
Trump: fuck no, I ain’t eating shit!
*the congress kicks trump’s ass back to China where he belongs*
The Congress: hey joe Biden, ur now the president.
Joe Biden: oh yeah yeah

The word I should define; trump needs to eat a peach.

by Some1 @ the internet December 20, 2019

MCU

It’s a universe where earth code named Earth-199999 has a country called sokovia

Breaking news, the avengers fucked up sokovia in the mcu

by Some1 @ the internet July 17, 2021

Black yoshi

The niggiest character in the super Mario series.

Black yoshi: I want me some fried chicken.
Mario: no
Black yoshi: please Mario please

by Some1 @ the internet December 21, 2019

2021

the worst year in the world

2021 is shit

by Some1 @ the internet March 13, 2021

¥

A symbol that no one uses

Guy 1: what does ¥ mean?
Guy 2: oh it means a currency sign used for the Japanese yen and the Chinese yuan currencies when writing in Latin scripts. This monetary symbol resembles a Latin letter Y with a single or double horizontal stroke. The symbol is usually placed before the value it represents, for example: ¥50, or JP¥50 and CN¥50 when disambiguation is needed. When writing in Japanese and Chinese, the Japanese kanji and Chinese character is written following the amount, for example 50円 in Japan, and 50元 or 50圆 in China.
Guy 1: wtf?

by Some1 @ the internet July 17, 2021