Definitions by Some guy who looks on UD

Cutie patootie 

Her.....yeah.

Louie: "her luscious lips, her flowing hair, her cutie patootie..."
Phone: I'm sorry but I refuse to picture that last image. Goodbye cruel world! *throws self to ground*

Cutie patootie by Some guy who looks on UD April 24, 2022

red ribbon week 

It's that week where schools try to promote not doing drugs and not bullying, however, it appears no one listens.

Teachers: Y'all ready for Red Ribbon Week?
Almost every student: WHO CARES?!

red ribbon week by Some guy who looks on UD October 27, 2021

So sad 

What those kindergarten teachers say when you get in trouble.

The teacher was admonishing the student after he was asked to sit in the corner. She finished with her signature "So sad."

So sad by Some guy who looks on UD June 15, 2021

dick 

What girls actually don't like

"Imagine sending girls dick pics thinking they'll like them." - many girls

dick by Some guy who looks on UD February 18, 2021