Cutie patootie

Her.....yeah.

Louie: "her luscious lips, her flowing hair, her cutie patootie..."
Phone: I'm sorry but I refuse to picture that last image. Goodbye cruel world! *throws self to ground*

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red ribbon week

It's that week where schools try to promote not doing drugs and not bullying, however, it appears no one listens.

Teachers: Y'all ready for Red Ribbon Week?
Almost every student: WHO CARES?!

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What girls actually don't like

"Imagine sending girls dick pics thinking they'll like them." - many girls

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What those kindergarten teachers say when you get in trouble.

The teacher was admonishing the student after he was asked to sit in the corner. She finished with her signature "So sad."

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