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dick

What girls actually don't like

"Imagine sending girls dick pics thinking they'll like them." - many girls

by Some guy who looks on UD February 18, 2021

red ribbon week

It's that week where schools try to promote not doing drugs and not bullying, however, it appears no one listens.

Teachers: Y'all ready for Red Ribbon Week?
Almost every student: WHO CARES?!

by Some guy who looks on UD October 27, 2021

Cutie patootie

Her.....yeah.

Louie: "her luscious lips, her flowing hair, her cutie patootie..."
Phone: I'm sorry but I refuse to picture that last image. Goodbye cruel world! *throws self to ground*

by Some guy who looks on UD April 24, 2022

So sad

What those kindergarten teachers say when you get in trouble.

The teacher was admonishing the student after he was asked to sit in the corner. She finished with her signature "So sad."

by Some guy who looks on UD June 15, 2021