Definitions by Some dude from Wal-Mart

turdstain

A kid that lives in Utah and does nothing but fucking work at wal-mart and play on his computer... the alias of turdstain is also a common gaming name among this person!

turdstain kicked my ass at counterstrike source!

turdstain by Some dude from Wal-Mart April 26, 2005

tomass 

This word is used to describe someone who sucks total ass! and is almost 100% of the time a homosexual!

Tomass licked my balls

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That kid is such a tomass, all he ever does is masturbate to gay porn!

tomass by Some dude from Wal-Mart April 26, 2005