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Dismemberment of a lamb

A porno film starring John and Lorena Bobbitt, based on silence of the lambs.
Dismemberment of a lamb combined a porno and a horror film, but it wasn't really scary or funny, it also wasn't a serious movie. It was just a guy getting partly butchered on camera, no more, no less.
by Solid Mantis October 19, 2020
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New jersey

New Jersey is between DE, PA, NY and the ocean. If you were from the part of New Jersey outside New York, you're from North Jersey (not New York), and if you're from the part of New Jersey outside Philly, you're from South Jersey (not Philly). Most people from New Jersey already know that and would have it no other way. Going to Philly for events, dining, shopping, to visit people, and so on isn't having started life there. Knowing a few people there doesn't make them the people you started your life around.
New Jersey is between a lot of different things.
by Solid Mantis December 10, 2020
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Referee chick

If you do that again, the referee chick is gonna pull out her whistle and call you out on it.
by Solid Mantis May 22, 2019
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Languages

The girl spoke six different languages, all of which were some of the professors favorites. Especially tagalog, Mandarin Chinese, Russian, and Farsi.
by Solid Mantis October 30, 2019
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Charity

What nobody cares people start when you mention their nobody cares mentality. Usually they ask for a donation to their charity, and they say they're gonna feed kids in another country that are 50 pounds underweight for their age, or elderly folks who survived a famine and a plague. They think of this as what good natured/willed people do, and think everyone will think they are wonderful and good natured and that nobody will question it.
He/she started a million dollar charity with donations (collections) to feed hungry kids and elderly folks, what would you like to bring to the table? $25? $50?
by Solid Mantis May 14, 2019
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Mayberry

If you think the town is Mayberry now, you should have seen what it was like 30 years ago. It is still a small town.
by Solid Mantis March 17, 2020
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Hell

Somewhere a lot of people think they've been, but haven't. When people describe somewhere where there's no tormented souls, its not hell they're describing, its usually just a little purgatory. People get purgatory confused with hell since there's a lot of waiting and a slow pace, especially if they don't know what true hell is like.
One girl told another she had entered hell, and because the girl had never been to hell she thought she was really there.

That wasn't hell you did time in when you went to jail, that was just purgatory, a waiting area. A lot of people confuse jail with hell.
by Solid Mantis May 24, 2019
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