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Arrogance

Somebody that moves to your neighborhood from theirs, then gets embarrasssed by your presence there because they thought they owned the place.
I knew you before you moved to my neighborhood, had a car, a house, or a job, or claimed to be a seasoned, award-winning somebody here, back when you ran to your mother and had her have your father threaten (or woop) somebody instead of the police. So you can shove your awards, your experiences, and your threats about having somebody locked up in a jail or a mental institution right up your ass and get out. Arrogance doesn't come from your family.
by Solid Mantis May 2, 2021
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Authoritarian

Someone who's not your father but tries to talk to someone else over age 18 like he/she is your father, or makes your decisions for you. These are usually the same kinds of bullshit people that talk the most about other people being their peers.
The scientist/medical guy/girl on TV is talking about people who don't wear masks being out of control. No, talking to somebody you're not related to like you're their father is out of control. Fuck the authoritarian bullshit.
by Solid Mantis July 29, 2020
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Mask fines

Another way for authorities to make money, kind of like charging somebody with trespassing for going to a store and shopping (because they didnt have on a mask), and nothing more.
Mask fines are another way to collect money from somebody you want to put out on the street.
by Solid Mantis October 21, 2020
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Allergy season

Another season the grief/tragedy/sympathy/industry tries to capitalize on.
The grief/tragedy/sympathy industry (or system/machine) is going to capitalize on panic no matter what people are spending money on. What they call a win-win for everybody is something that is benefitting them, not everybody. Allergy season is just another excuse for some of them to justify reversing reopenings or adding more restrictions to fuck with peoples lives again.
by Solid Mantis March 11, 2021
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Cooper

If Trump is a narcissist, Cooper is also a narcissist. One likes masks, the other doesn't. Both like power, both are on the same side (not yours).
Cooper cares about as much about the average person as Trump does. The coronavirus response was his ticket to getting re-elected, that's why he did most of what he did. He's an ally of Trump until he wants to stand up to Trump for show a few months before the next election.
by Solid Mantis November 5, 2020
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Manly bitch

A girl who has the qualities of a boy. Usually compensates for being a mama's bitch by wearing hunting gear and playing with guns, since she needs a gun to knock somebody down.
The manly bitch seemed tough until people found out she would break apart if you stood up to her.
by Solid Mantis January 1, 2018
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Utah Jazz

A team that you can tell got relocated to Utah. What is jazzy about Utah?
A team name like the Utah Jazz is a lot like a team named the Utah Marlins.
by Solid Mantis February 25, 2021
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