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When you think you're about to get hit harder than you are, usually by a 98 pound gangster who hits like a vegan.
The guy saw it coming and braced for it, then he realized his overestimation of the 98 pound vegan wasn't necessary after getting hit.
by Solid Mantis November 16, 2019
Get the Overestimation mug.Somebody that tries for the image of a shark, and might even start claiming to be a shark and calling themselves one when they get desperate to get respected, even though nobody that knows them thinks they're anything like a shark.
The mama's boy/girl started calling himself/herself a shark, but everybody else thinks he/she is a bad fish, since there's plenty more like him/her.
by Solid Mantis November 18, 2019
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Get the Attention seeking mug.The kind of girl that thinks being made of iron would give her a little more heart than what she has. Also the kind of person who thinks people can really be like wolves or bears even though wolves and bears are different animals.
The tin foil girl wanted more people to to respect her and less people to reject her, so she told everybody she was made of iron and that people she knew were like wolves, despite a lack of anything evident about them being like wolves and not poodles.
by Solid Mantis November 19, 2019
Get the Tin foil girl mug.A reptilian female you could take to a club and try to pick up dudes together, or you could try to pick up girls together. You could have an open relationship with anybody with no strings attached and no feelings for anybody you're fucking beyond pretentious, superficial ones if you really wanted to, since that seems like the positive way to live.
Me and the reptilian girl go out and get every girls number at the bar, then we get every dude's number, every time the two of us go out together that's how we spend our night, we look for young college guys to give a reacharound, the guys who never had one are a good time.
by Solid Mantis November 19, 2019
Get the Reptilian mug.Someone who's not really friends with a group of people, but goes around like they've known the people their entire lives. Someone who tries to convince an unconvinced world that they're sharks and not minnows.
The pretentious girl walked around town with a group of people like they owned it, and she tried to convince other people they were her best friends.
by Solid Mantis November 20, 2019
Get the Pretentious mug.Someone that tries to convince the world everything is okay between them and their sibling after a lot of damage has been done. Also spreads a lot of bullshit misinformation about people and events.
The pretentious girl had little control of the bullshit that came out of her mouth, which is one of the reasons family members who knew her well called her mouth of the south growing up.
by Solid Mantis November 20, 2019
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