Solid Mantis's definitions

Womanizer

Calling a guy who hasn't been fucking a womanizer is like calling a priest a womanizer, the shoe doesn't fit. The same kind of person would say a high school girl who's a virgin is a trick who would do anything for a dollar. Why should someone be wearing shoes that don't fit?

Britney spears called your priest a womanizer in a song, she finally exposed him for who he really was all those years.

by Solid Mantis August 2, 2018

Player

Anything you want it to be in life, not just on urbandictionary.com.

When you say he's a player, it becomes true. You'd only say he's a player, you don't say she's a player since females are not players, only males are players in life.

by Solid Mantis August 4, 2018

2 inches

An Asian guys hard on.

I got 2 inches of hard dick.

by Solid Mantis August 5, 2018

First world

There is one world, not three.

The same girl or guy calling your problems first world is the girl or guy teasing you about being broke, where does all the heartfelt compassion for people in different countries come from? Bullshit people talk straight out of a kids school book about first, second, and third world.

by Solid Mantis August 7, 2018

Broke

Somebody who's accumulated broke shit instead of wealth

The broke guy has enough m's missing from his bank account that he could donate them to alphabets in quite a few languages.

by Solid Mantis August 15, 2018

Virginiar

A person who's lying for the first time.

Billy was a trustworthy guy until recently, now that's he's no longer a virginiar he's a con scum piece of shit.

by Solid Mantis August 20, 2018

Spider sense

A sixth sense that tingles when there's something else wrong with someone or something.

Spidey-I think there's something else wrong with the guy, my spider sense is tingling.
Other guy-Something else wrong with the guy besides the alien he just gave birth to out of his stomach? What do you know that I don't know spider man?

by Solid Mantis August 24, 2018