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Definitions by Solid Mantis

Hit by a truck 

If someone's intestines are not laying on the ground, they don't look like they got hit by a truck. If they don't get airborne, they didn't go flying. Stepping backwards a few feet isn't the same thing as getting knocked airborne for many yards.
The guy stepped backwards a few feet to keep his balance after being pushed. He didn't get knocked airborne and he wasn't hamburger meat, so he didn't go flying or look like he had been hit by a truck, no matter how much the bubbly girl wanted her bubble and her story inflated. Hit by a truck tends to get a bit messier than what actually happened.
Hit by a truck by Solid Mantis April 5, 2021

Hit by a truck 

If someone's intestines are not on the ground they don't look like they got hit by a truck. Going flying is going airborne for a good distance, not stepping backwards to keep your balance.
The guy stepped backwards a few feet after getting pushed, he didn't go flying and he didn't look like a truck hit him, no matter how much somebody wanted the announcer to inflate the incident. He got pushed backwards a little, not knocked airborne for yards. Hit by a truck is a lit messier than what the announcer was describing.
Hit by a truck by Solid Mantis April 5, 2021
Someone who wants to be loved and accepted for who they say they are instead of who they really are.
The girl was always a poser, so she always will be a poser.
Poser by Solid Mantis April 5, 2021

Eye and a half 

One and a half eyes is two eyes that are close enough together that you can't tell if the person has one eye or two full eyes.
That guy did outsmoke you every time you got high with him, but he ended up permanently cross eyed, with about an eye and a half.
Eye and a half by Solid Mantis April 3, 2021
Since a fivehead is extra forehead on top of a forehead, a onehead is a quarter of a full forehead. A forehead that rests somewhere at or just above the eyebrows. If the one who has a onehead shaves their head and has protuding round ears, they look like a baby chimpanzee.
That guy has a onehead, not a forehead.
Onehead by Solid Mantis April 3, 2021
Having a voice doesn't mean replacing everyone else's with your own because you don't want people to reject (not ignore) you.
One major difference between the girl that wanted to be Taylor Swift and Angie Martinez is that Angie Martinez was called the voice of the community she was from. It really was her community and her people she was trying to speak for, and not a neighboring community, or one way down the road.
Voice by Solid Mantis April 2, 2021

I care charity group 

Someone who really gives a fuck about other people doesn't feel a need to get on the news and promote or advertise their group or themselves, just like someone who's really on your side doesn't need to tell you they're on your side all the time.
I care charity group isn't on your side and doesn't give a fuck about you. Should you ever trust someone who pretends to give a fuck about you but really doesn't? You're never the only one getting played, even if you think you are.