Definitions by Solid Mantis
Cock fighting
Let's start the cock fighting, what are we waiting for? You're right, the audience isn't here yet, let's wait , I'm just so psyched about it!
Cock fighting by Solid Mantis August 24, 2016
Olympic cock blocking
Just added this year as a new sport. United States did not win, neither did China. Actually, the Vatican city won the gold medal in cock blocking, both singles, doubles, and relay cock blocking.
Olympic cock blocking by Solid Mantis August 15, 2016
Tripod
A tripod is a midget with 3 legs, 2 legs and one penis, all about ten inches to one foot long. A tripod is rare, a tripod over 2 foot something is impossible, nobody has a 32, 34, 36 inch penis so if a guy over 5 feet tall tells you he's a tripod he's lying. It's impossible because the longest recorded human penis was 27 inches and three quarters and the man with the record was an 8 foot 2 man from Siberia.
Vladimir petrosovich had the world's largest hot dog and he wasn't even a tripod. All tripods are midgets.
Tripod by Solid Mantis August 14, 2016
Monster cock
A penis that measures anywhere from a foot long to over two feet in some cases. Must have a concealed carry permit in case it goes off in a crowded public place. Mostly owned by low income blacks, or blacks of any social class, but sometimes a white guy at an office will have one and consider himself the biggest prick in the building, and usually it's true in more ways than one, a high suicide rate is common in an office like this.
Somebody said Bob really does have a monster cock after he stood at the next urinal. I always thought he was just like all the other guys, bragging, now I really am gonna take that pill cocktail I've been saving.
Monster cock by Solid Mantis August 9, 2016
Cocky mccockstein
What all males are, nothing but a cockstain that grew into a bigger even cockier version with arms, legs, a goofy looking face, and usually a short actual cock, although blacks and some other groups are the worst kind of cocky since trying to call them out on having a short dick doesn't work. These groups are usually cockier than the others but women laugh with them instead of at them because women love it when a guy is 7'7 and plays basketball, ask wilt chamberlain.
Cocky mccockstein by Solid Mantis August 9, 2016
Bipubescent
A guy or girl that hit puberty twice in life. Finished half of puberty then at a later point finished the rest.
Karen had a split puberty. Her first puberty she hit at 9 and quit because she didn't like her tits. After years of drama and abuse by her husband, she decided she was ready for something different. So she hit a second puberty at 57 and became a woman,grew her bush all the way out and had her first baby. She was bipubescent her whole life and didn't know what was wrong with herself.
Bipubescent by Solid Mantis August 9, 2016