Solid Mantis's definitions

Headphone zombie

A soldier of fortune for the undead army. Headphone zombies attack mostly young people and turn them into headphone zombies. With larger numbers, the zombies have safety, and usually win, unfortunately.

They are trying to take over, and let the machines win. The mind of a headphone zombie is artificial intelligence, and it's contagious!

by Solid Mantis August 25, 2016

Kidnap

A short period of rest a kindergarden child gets halfway through the day of school.

Mrs noneofyourbeeswax gave her students a kidnap every day for about a half hour.

by Solid Mantis August 24, 2016

Cock fighting

Michael Vick's real passion.

Let's start the cock fighting, what are we waiting for? You're right, the audience isn't here yet, let's wait , I'm just so psyched about it!

by Solid Mantis August 24, 2016

Olympic cock blocking

Just added this year as a new sport. United States did not win, neither did China. Actually, the Vatican city won the gold medal in cock blocking, both singles, doubles, and relay cock blocking.

Nobody fucks with the vatican Olympic cock blocking team.

by Solid Mantis August 15, 2016

Tripod

A tripod is a midget with 3 legs, 2 legs and one penis, all about ten inches to one foot long. A tripod is rare, a tripod over 2 foot something is impossible, nobody has a 32, 34, 36 inch penis so if a guy over 5 feet tall tells you he's a tripod he's lying. It's impossible because the longest recorded human penis was 27 inches and three quarters and the man with the record was an 8 foot 2 man from Siberia.

Vladimir petrosovich had the world's largest hot dog and he wasn't even a tripod. All tripods are midgets.

by Solid Mantis August 14, 2016

Cocky mccockstein

What all males are, nothing but a cockstain that grew into a bigger even cockier version with arms, legs, a goofy looking face, and usually a short actual cock, although blacks and some other groups are the worst kind of cocky since trying to call them out on having a short dick doesn't work. These groups are usually cockier than the others but women laugh with them instead of at them because women love it when a guy is 7'7 and plays basketball, ask wilt chamberlain.

Even a giant is technically still a cocky mccockstein.

by Solid Mantis August 9, 2016

Monster cock

A penis that measures anywhere from a foot long to over two feet in some cases. Must have a concealed carry permit in case it goes off in a crowded public place. Mostly owned by low income blacks, or blacks of any social class, but sometimes a white guy at an office will have one and consider himself the biggest prick in the building, and usually it's true in more ways than one, a high suicide rate is common in an office like this.

Somebody said Bob really does have a monster cock after he stood at the next urinal. I always thought he was just like all the other guys, bragging, now I really am gonna take that pill cocktail I've been saving.

by Solid Mantis August 9, 2016