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The guy who said something somebody else thought was homophobic trash wasn't a comedian and didnt think anything he ever said was the least bit funny. He didn't think a velvet mafia had anything to do with what he said being called homophobic trash, he thought it was just a few whining people, and that most didnt really care what he said, because from experience he knew that most people didn't care what he said or did.
by Solid Mantis October 19, 2020
Get the Velvet mafia mug.The guy that got caught and took the fall for something like a bounty scandal, or worse. The guy who is the face of something negative.
He/she was the scapegoat when the going got tough, but once the band got popular again, somebody else was center stage, with their face front and center.
by Solid Mantis April 16, 2021
Get the Scapegoat mug.A tripod is a midget with 3 legs, 2 legs and one penis, all about ten inches to one foot long. A tripod is rare, a tripod over 2 foot something is impossible, nobody has a 32, 34, 36 inch penis so if a guy over 5 feet tall tells you he's a tripod he's lying. It's impossible because the longest recorded human penis was 27 inches and three quarters and the man with the record was an 8 foot 2 man from Siberia.
Vladimir petrosovich had the world's largest hot dog and he wasn't even a tripod. All tripods are midgets.
by Solid Mantis August 14, 2016
Get the Tripod mug.Someone who gains from something like a court case at an oppurtune time, and it's also a way to silence or dispose of enemies.
by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021
Get the Instigator of change mug.The Wal Mart ad telling black guys they are kings limits them to be one kind of black guy, when really there are all kinds of black guys. Some are kings, some are jesters, some are soldiers, some are workers, some are troubadours, some are artists or poets, some are athletes, some are farmers, and the list goes on, just like any other group of people.
The one who made the Wal Mart ad telling back guys they are kings most likely wasn't black (or male). The one who benefits the most from it most likely isn't black (or male).
by Solid Mantis March 26, 2021
Get the Wal mart ad mug.Someone who starts claiming to be an asshole to avoid being the same mollycoddle next door or down the street they were growing up, rather than because they really are an asshole.
by Solid Mantis August 10, 2020
Get the Poser mug.A female that thinks there are a higher number of males that are obsessed with sex than there are actually are, because her body is an irresistible gift to all males and females, since the beginning of time. A female that thinks all males owe any happiness or success in life to a female, and that to disagree is shaming a female's body, or sexism.
by Solid Mantis January 7, 2021
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