Solid Mantis's definitions

Joke

What people think you are if you're not laughing at their attempt at a joke.

Guy 1-I just told the joke, laugh at it you uptight bastard.
Guy 2-I heard your joke, I got your joke, I didn't laugh at it based on life experience with you, I don't trust you so I don't think you're a funny guy even if others do. Not even if everybody seems to. I think you're a fuckin hypocrite just like me, and disagree with most of what you say, I have no good reason to laugh when you tell a joke at this time.
Guy 1-You're a joke, nobody likes you, booooooo, waaaaaahh waaaaaahhhh mommy he didn't laugh at my jokes the mean bastard. I'm gonna turn everybody you know against you for life now over nothing, my joke wasn't shit it was you and people like you that suck.

by Solid Mantis June 4, 2019

The Man vs. Billie Holliday

A show about a girl who has more hurdles to jump than everybody else in life.

Billie Holliday played herself in The Man vs. Billie Holliday. She outdid herself on this one.

by Solid Mantis February 26, 2021

Respect

This is one definition that doesn't speak for everybody, but is a universal common sense definition. Knowing that everybody is not the same, doesn't think the same, doesn't do things the same way without trying to convert the other person to your way of doing things is respect. Once you try and convert other people to your way of doing things, you don't respect them. This applies to people who wear masks, it also applies to people who dont wear masks, and try to run off the people who do wear masks. It also applies to race and statues. Thinking someone should respect your race and your martin luther king statues while trying to get Confederate statues removed is not true respect. Expecting someone to compromise before you can respect them is not respect, it's the opposite. Compromise or expecting others to compromise is also not a sign of growing up.

Elementary school kids learn how to call people sir, ma'am, mr., and mrs., and doing so is not a sign or a symbol of true respect for somebody else, which is why false respect or pretending to respect someone is not better than no respect or disrespect, and is sometimes the exact same thing.

by Solid Mantis June 27, 2020

Poser

Something you could pose as if you run out of other images.

Trent isn't a Robocop anymore, he started posing as a poser since it took less physical and mental effort.

by Solid Mantis March 24, 2018

Watchdog

A guy/girl posted up in a watchtower, telling other people how to live life, how to do things, what politicians/cops/government officials/agencies are on their side, what to buy when they go to the store, and so on.

There's not a whole lot you get done without a watchdog having an answer for a better way/expectation of a better job for doing it.

by Solid Mantis May 26, 2019

Time clock

A time clock can't read 4:33 one second before reading 4:22. 11 seconds don't pass in one.

Something about the time clock on the college game was off, since the time was moving a little quick for reality.

by Solid Mantis February 27, 2021

Result

Immediate results don't usually work out as well as some tell you they do.

She says she can get you results, but will you really want the results she's going to get you?

by Solid Mantis July 17, 2018