Definitions by Solid Mantis
Hatchback envy
Hatchback envy guy-That dudes hatchback is holding that much extra weight and carrying it around, most of my shit won't fit in when I pop the trunk.
Guys friend- I don't want to hear any more hitching about your car, get a new car!
Guys friend- I don't want to hear any more hitching about your car, get a new car!
Hatchback envy by Solid Mantis March 26, 2018
Hatchback pride
Hatchback pride guy-Look at how much bigger my hatchback is than this other guy. He can't even fit in any of his shit.
Guys friend- Watch your hatchback pride pal.
Guys friend- Watch your hatchback pride pal.
Hatchback pride by Solid Mantis March 25, 2018
Hatchback pride
Hatchback pride guy-Look at how much bigger my hatchback is than this other guys. He can't fit in any of his shit.
Guys friend-Watch your hatchback pride pal, his car is the same size as yours, you're just the bigger asshole.
Guys friend-Watch your hatchback pride pal, his car is the same size as yours, you're just the bigger asshole.
Hatchback pride by Solid Mantis March 25, 2018
Agitator
Agitator by Solid Mantis March 25, 2018
Walk-in
Front desk-Did you want to schedule a walk-in?
Guy-Well I walked here, so this is a wake-up like any other for me.
Front desk-Oh yea, I meant...
Guy-I know what you meant, you might as well schedule a walk-in then.
Guy-Well I walked here, so this is a wake-up like any other for me.
Front desk-Oh yea, I meant...
Guy-I know what you meant, you might as well schedule a walk-in then.
Walk-in by Solid Mantis March 25, 2018
Gamma male
Some think of a gamma male as a coward. Let one know what you think in person don't be shy about it.
Gamma male by Solid Mantis March 25, 2018
Napoleonic bullying
A form of bullying where everyone else is the bully and you are the righteous. Napoleonic bullying isn't considered true bullying, it is what many would consider socially acceptable bullying. Napoleonic bullying is not always committed by short folks.
Napoleonic bully- I call out bitch ass bullies when I see em, you're the bully not me.
Other kid-There's people who will laugh at your shit, every now and then one of them will stand up to you though, even if it doesn't happen to you much. Your Napoleonic bullying is showing.
Other kid-There's people who will laugh at your shit, every now and then one of them will stand up to you though, even if it doesn't happen to you much. Your Napoleonic bullying is showing.
Napoleonic bullying by Solid Mantis March 24, 2018