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Insecure

Caring what people think of you.
The girl said she didn't care what anybody thought of her, though she really cared desperately. She was as insecure as anybody else was.
by Solid Mantis June 16, 2018
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Olympic cock blocking

Just added this year as a new sport. United States did not win, neither did China. Actually, the Vatican city won the gold medal in cock blocking, both singles, doubles, and relay cock blocking.
Nobody fucks with the vatican Olympic cock blocking team.
by Solid Mantis August 15, 2016
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The perfect girl

The lawyer thought he had found the perfect girl until another girl tried to ask her about her motorcycle, and the perfect girl viciously attacked the other girl. The lawyer left her when he found out she had plans to cut his genitals off in his sleep, and tried to go back to his old lady friend, but she got hit by a truck. The perfect girl said she saw it all happen before it happened, so the lawyer suspected she was involved in his significant other's death.
by Solid Mantis August 28, 2020
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Mask fines

Another way for authorities to make money, kind of like charging somebody with trespassing for going to a store and shopping (because they didnt have on a mask), and nothing more.
Mask fines are another way to collect money from somebody you want to put out on the street. Telling people something will end quickly is a good way to condition them into being compliant robots for when the next orders and guidelines come out, that way theres no fighting, people think it's normal because it has been for a weeks or months, and they're told it's the new normal. Theres nothing normal about a group/entity trying to take control of everyone else's lives, that's a step toward a totalitarian government, not a step toward reopening or freedom. A good way to take freedom from people is to keep telling them that they will be free only after they keep doing what you tell them to do and complying with your orders, and that it will end. If they compromise something else, if they give the group trying to take control something else, they will get something in return in the end. There's nothing waiting for anyone at the end, any more than theres anything waiting for a cow at a slaughterhouse.
by Solid Mantis October 21, 2020
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Mask rules

A TV viewing audience is not your mother, so if you're a reporter on the news, why don't you tell your mother which businesses and people broke the stupid fuckin coronavirus rules?
Reporter- He/she/they broke the mask rules and my mommy is not the governor.
Authority figure (governor)- We will make sure they get punished, don't worry baby.
by Solid Mantis December 15, 2020
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George Floyd

A guy that became the most popular guy on the planet of 2020, though hardly any of the people he became popular with actually knew him while he was alive, if any. People are not as popular while they're still alive.
George Floyd would have been a guy a lot of people wanted to get rid of if he was still alive anyway, then somebody does it for them, what nobody else had the heart to do, and because the guy who did it wore a uniform, nobody helps him out.
by Solid Mantis April 11, 2021
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Kevin federline

It's almost impossible to respect anybody who married Britney Spears, but when you think about it not every guy would keep being the clown for the circus clown for as long as Kevin Federline has done it, it might take a special kind of guts to not stand up for yourself one time in all those years as a human looking to get respect, sympathy, or support from another human being, and to just keep putting up with people's bullshit and bad publicity that came from knowing and being close to someone like Britney Spears. Not to mention all her kiss ass chorus that follows her around trying to silence anybody that might disagree with her.
Though most people wouldn't want to openly say they were a friend of Kevin Federline, the guy might have a kind of strength many guys dont to keep allowing people to fuck with him. A lot of guys would already have blown somebody in Iran up for less, but he's still being a clown for a circus clown even today.
by Solid Mantis September 1, 2020
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