Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Solid Mantis

Blindian

1) A black guy who's like an Asian Indian.
2)A black guy who's like an American Indian.

1)Black guy-Get down, you got a red dot on your head! Oh, you're good.

Blindian-Yes thees ees how I look.

2)Blindian-Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba.
Black guy-You ain't like that homeboy, you black. Don't do that shit no mo.

Blindian by Solid Mantis June 26, 2018

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Womanizer

A guy that has zero girlfriends, lovers, or wives is not a womanizer. Its hard for a guy with zero girlfriends to think he's the only one when he knows he's not even one, he has zero girlfriends and zero females have him as a boyfriend.

He doesn't think he's the only one of her boyfriends and she doesn't think she's one of his girlfriends, since they're not a couple and he's no womanizer. A womanizer has more than one so a guy with zero has less than one.

Womanizer by Solid Mantis June 25, 2018

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Blonkey

A black guy who's like a white guy, sometimes more like a white guy than a white guy.

The blonkey is gonna fuck up when he tries to dance with a black girl. He shoulda stuck with white chicks.

Blonkey by Solid Mantis June 24, 2018

Jungle fever

You have white guys and girls who don't rule out a relationship or a life with someone outside their own group, and you have black guys and black girls that wouldn't either. A white guy who would only date or marry black women is a character in a funny movie, but a divorce waiting to happen in real life since dating or marrying someone because they're black and you are a wigger is not a good reason to date or marry the person. The same would apply to a black guy that would only date or marry white girls because he's more like a white guy than a white guy, a blonkey.

Jungle fever isn't something you sleep off and feel better. There's no good news for someone who has it.

Jungle fever by Solid Mantis June 24, 2018