Solid Mantis's definitions

Fire

What good is fighting fires if you never fight the arsonist?

As long as you're not fighting the arsonist, there will just be more and more fires to fight.

by Solid Mantis September 1, 2020

Boys N' the Hood

A film that has at least one inconsistency. In order for Doughboy and Ricky to be half brothers who are the same age, their mother would have to be fucking two different guys at the same time and they ended up being born 9 months (less than a full year) apart, otherwise it's impossible for two brothers (even half brothers) to be the exact same age at any point in life.

Hollywood makes some unbelievable shit, Boys n' the Hood is no different.

by Solid Mantis November 5, 2020

Mama's bitch

A female version of a pussy/wimp.

Dan-That female that punched you in the face last night thought she hit you hard, there wasn't even a bruise on you though haha.
Zeke-Yea, she was a mama's bitch, she got it from her mama those fighting skills she brags about to everyone.

by Solid Mantis September 25, 2017

Mental giant

The opposite of a mental midget, someone who is a 9 foot tall ogre in their mind, even if they're five foot nothing.

Guy 1- Why is he/she always slouching like that?
Guy 2-He/she is a mental giant, slouching makes him her look a little bit more predatory and a little bit less silly, so nobody will mess with him/her. It's kind of like the way some people get a tattoo so nobody will mess with them.

Guy 1- Oh yea, why didnt I think of that?

by Solid Mantis June 2, 2020

Marionette brawling

When one puppet disrespects another, there could be some marionette brawling.

Puppet in the blue corner-Would you pull the string that goes to my right hand? I'd like to get this guy back for what he just did, you told me you were in my corner puppet master!

Puppet master-This is marionette brawling you're on your own.
Puppet-Hes got somebody pulling his strings, I shouldn't be on my own either.

by Solid Mantis September 1, 2018

411 guy

When you want the information, call the 411 guy. When you want the misinformation, call the 4'11" guy.

Jon, you gave the misinformation again. If Zeke hadn't been so out of line, he would be noticed the way you used the same trick in an entirely new way on him. He should be called the 411 guy instead.

by Solid Mantis May 7, 2019

Superficial

If you like hamburgers, they like hamburgers and sell hamburgers. If you like football, they like football and sell football gear. If you like ice skating, they like ice skating and sell skates. If you like smoking pot or shooting heroin, they like drugs and sell drugs. If you like anything that isnt for sale, you're on your own.

You thought you had a friend, but the superficial guy/girl was pretending to be your friend.

by Solid Mantis July 27, 2020