Solid Mantis's definitions

Sour

Something that isn't sweet, salty/spicy, or bitter.

He wasn't the type of pussy that was going to drink the milk once it went from sweet to sour, so don't underestimate him.

by Solid Mantis March 9, 2021

Wardlordess

A female warlord.

The wardlordess was the kind of girl that made being a warlord look cute and cuddly.

by Solid Mantis January 3, 2021

Cheesy

Another way of saying stupid bullshit that makes it sound nicer.

Pizza delivery boy- I got your cheesy rom com to go with your cheesy pizza, and I got it here in under 7 and a half minutes so that my boss won't default on his guarantee, lose a customer and fire my ass.
Customer- Thanks, it's been a cheesy night thanks to you.
Pizza delivery guy- I gotta go, I got a second job to go to, gotta take some ppl ictures of Spider Man now.
Customer- You guys do too much.

by Solid Mantis February 21, 2021

Expectations

Telling somebody who already is the way they are to be themselves, then telling them to be more, do more, is an unrealistic expectation.

Unrealistic expectations don't allow anybody to improve on their own terms, so they don't really allow somebody to improve at anything. People don't try to improve at something for or because of a program. Really, they are better off deprogramming themselves, and unplugging from the bullshit.

by Solid Mantis February 25, 2021

Blimpie

Subs that turn people into blimps, zeppelins, and dirigibles.

The guy wouldn't wear the Goodyear shirt as often as he did if he didnt eat as many Blimpie subs as he did.

by Solid Mantis December 1, 2020

2 inches

An Asian guys hard on.

I got 2 inches of hard dick.

by Solid Mantis August 5, 2018

Nasty faggot misogynist womanizer virgin

A guy who has girls stashed away everywhere up front, on the side, behind him, in the basement, in the attic.

That nasty faggot misogynist womanizer virgin guy has a lot of girls to hide, I saw some of them hiding in the crawl space (from him). Did you know he was a professor with the biggest ego you'd ever seen at Harvard when he wasn't working his day job? He's trying to be too many negative things at once.

by Solid Mantis September 25, 2019