Solid Mantis's definitions

Jester

An appearance.

The humorless bully went to trial under the guise of a court jester.

by Solid Mantis February 6, 2018

Texaho

Texting a hoe.

I'm fi'ina texaho.

by Solid Mantis August 8, 2016

System

The machine.

She was part of the system, the machine, and the machine takes care of their own.

by Solid Mantis March 11, 2021

Black superman

The announcers always pick the least interesting kind of guy when they try to compare an athlete to a superhero, the most dull kind of guy. What about Black batman, the Black hulk, Black spiderman, and guys like that? Why don't you ever hear about them?

Some of these athletes don't have such a limited imagination, where they have to be one kind of guy, like Black superman. They might have their own kind of guy in mind, yet all you hear is the announcer telling them they have to be Black superman, there is no other option.

by Solid Mantis April 10, 2021

Mailbox man

A superhero who's uncle was killed over the $20 in his nephew's birthday card by a mail thief.

Mailbox man-All the mail I save won't bring back Uncle Sammy, I know, I just miss him.

by Solid Mantis July 19, 2018

Jupiter

The planet that thinks the solar system revolves around it, the one that thinks it's bigger than the sun, and that bigger is better.

Jupiter seems like the planet of arrogance.

by Solid Mantis May 1, 2021

Ranting

Ranting is speaking your mind. Soft, spiritual minded people or groups call speaking your mind ranting when they don't want to hear about the subject. Soft, spiritual folks don't rant, they speak their minds. Only other people rant.

The guy is ranting again we can't stand it.

by Solid Mantis January 20, 2018